magnetar

a man that sounds like a little girl.

"i thought i heard a baby crying, but it was just Magnetar"

by bavarian illuminati November 9, 2008

Magnetard

A gathering of mentally challenged people, usually sticking together.

"Look at those idiots sticking together... Magnetards"

by SCDC March 2, 2009

Magnetron

Something that screws up the Grecco.

Roman: Short of walking in the room with a bloody Magnetron around your neck, you do know what a Magnetron is?
Daniel: Something that messes up the Grecco?

by Roman_Nagel June 18, 2011

Manetary

A Male Secretary. Usually of gay persuasion.

-"Excuse me, this is Mrs. Lee's manetary calling to make a reservation."
-"Did you say Monetary?"
- "No, I'm her male secretary. Can I make these reservationss...thanksssss?"

by Jeter Slee March 5, 2008

Magnetron

An extremely versitile piece of equipment usually found in many microwaves.
Magnetrons can be used to scramble security systems and increase frequencys for cell phone usage in dead zones.

(Inside Red Lobster)
Female customer: making a call
Man sitting next to her:How did you get reception!
Female customer:silent and dumbfounded
Man sitting next to her:How the fuck did you get service!
Man sitting next to her:Who the fuck has a magnetron!

by Trulove October 2, 2008

Magnetation

1. A physical property of something which only exists on earth, the magnetation of something can an apparently be taken and used to stop the rotation of the earth, allowing an individual to then "get off" of the earth.

2. Also, if gathered in large quantities, magnetation can make even the simplest of tasks very difficult or impossible to perform.

me: how would you stop the earth?
friend: well you take the magnetation and then you do stuff with it and you stop the earth and get off

kid: this is way too hard
teacher: maybe theres too much magnetation

by silverdevils17 May 19, 2011

Magnetard

Stupidity that transcends the norm.

He's such a magnetard, he can't even tie his shoes.

by Grimbotim October 7, 2019