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magnetar by bavarian illuminati November 9, 2008
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Magnetard • magnetar • magnetate • Magnetron • Manetary • magneta • Magnetation • magnetational • magnetriet • magnettraction
Magnetron
Roman: Short of walking in the room with a bloody Magnetron around your neck, you do know what a Magnetron is?
Daniel: Something that messes up the Grecco?
Daniel: Something that messes up the Grecco?
Magnetron by Roman_Nagel June 18, 2011
Manetary
-"Excuse me, this is Mrs. Lee's manetary calling to make a reservation."
-"Did you say Monetary?"
- "No, I'm her male secretary. Can I make these reservationss...thanksssss?"
-"Did you say Monetary?"
- "No, I'm her male secretary. Can I make these reservationss...thanksssss?"
Manetary by Jeter Slee March 5, 2008
Magnetron
An extremely versitile piece of equipment usually found in many microwaves.
Magnetrons can be used to scramble security systems and increase frequencys for cell phone usage in dead zones.
Magnetrons can be used to scramble security systems and increase frequencys for cell phone usage in dead zones.
Magnetation
1. A physical property of something which only exists on earth, the magnetation of something can an apparently be taken and used to stop the rotation of the earth, allowing an individual to then "get off" of the earth.
2. Also, if gathered in large quantities, magnetation can make even the simplest of tasks very difficult or impossible to perform.
2. Also, if gathered in large quantities, magnetation can make even the simplest of tasks very difficult or impossible to perform.
me: how would you stop the earth?
friend: well you take the magnetation and then you do stuff with it and you stop the earth and get off
kid: this is way too hard
teacher: maybe theres too much magnetation
friend: well you take the magnetation and then you do stuff with it and you stop the earth and get off
kid: this is way too hard
teacher: maybe theres too much magnetation
Magnetation by silverdevils17 May 19, 2011
Magnetard
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