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Magnetron 

An extremely versitile piece of equipment usually found in many microwaves.
Magnetrons can be used to scramble security systems and increase frequencys for cell phone usage in dead zones.
(Inside Red Lobster)
Female customer: making a call
Man sitting next to her:How did you get reception!
Female customer:silent and dumbfounded
Man sitting next to her:How the fuck did you get service!
Man sitting next to her:Who the fuck has a magnetron!
Magnetron by Trulove October 2, 2008
The master of magnet. He'll welcome you to die. He'll end the human era, and the mutant era will come.
"I am Magneto, master of magnet. Welcome to die!!!"
~X-men arcade
Magneto by HeoandReo July 31, 2007

Magitron 

When you are so drunk you can hardy say your own name. Can be annoying to your friends and anyone else that tries talking to you. Its usually just a slur and a stumble.
that guy was so magitron last night, he pissed down the front of his pants then spewed into his glass before passing out on a staircase
Magitron by Burndog October 13, 2010
Magneto is a fictional character that appears in American comic books published by Marvel Comics, as well as in a number of television, movie, and videogame adaptations; most often in fiction related to the X-Men. Created in 1963 by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, Magneto is the X-Men's first and most famous adversary.

Magneto is a member of a fictional subspecies of humanity known as "mutants", who are born with superhuman abilities. Magneto can generate and manipulate magnetic fields, which gives him power over metal objects. A Jewish Holocaust survivor, Magneto is driven to protect the mutant race from suffering a similar fate. His role in comics has varied from supervillain to antihero to superhero.
Magneto first appeared in the debut issue of X-Men in 1963, along with the titular team. Through the decades from the 1960s, Magneto has appeared in several issues of the original X-Men series, generally known as Uncanny X-Men, as well as in such spin-offs as X-Men, Astonishing X-Men, Alpha Flight, Cable, Excalibur, The New Mutants, many X-Men miniseries, and several other Marvel titles. His first solo title was a one-shot special, Magneto: The Twisting of a Soul #0 (September 1993), published when the character returned from a brief absence; it reprinted Magneto-based stories from Classic X-Men #12 & 19 (August 1987 & March 1988), by writer Chris Claremont and artist John Bolton.
Magneto by The Centurion December 31, 2014
was right
Magneto was right.
Magneto by megafest7 March 21, 2010

Magneto Dort 

The exhilarating new buzz word of the 21st century. first originated in the Roscoe & Gladstone Halls (D Block) when such a legendary night spawned this original phrase
Magneto dort! ....
....LOL Madamme
Magneto Dort by Crazy Hat Guy June 22, 2011