magnetational

adj., having the properties of magnetism and gravity. Often used by idiot creationists who have no clue what they're talking about.

For more about magnetational, see "Piercing the Wash"

magnetational by MrBlasphemy July 30, 2006

Magnetation 

1. A physical property of something which only exists on earth, the magnetation of something can an apparently be taken and used to stop the rotation of the earth, allowing an individual to then "get off" of the earth.

2. Also, if gathered in large quantities, magnetation can make even the simplest of tasks very difficult or impossible to perform.

me: how would you stop the earth?
friend: well you take the magnetation and then you do stuff with it and you stop the earth and get off

kid: this is way too hard
teacher: maybe theres too much magnetation

Magnetation by silverdevils17 May 19, 2011