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He is a brave man with a good heart. Nobody can stand against him.
Magamed is a brave man with a good heart. Nobody can stand against him.
magamed by magatheking February 13, 2018
Words you can keep
Hitler, i'm serious it just means Hitler
in ww2 Magamed wanted to kill all the jews
Magamed by lannan lazarbeam November 28, 2017

Hasbulla Magomedov 

noun
A God-King. He has been sent by the sentinels themselves to bring peace and prosperity to this terra firma. Often classified with a GHD, he actually prefers his understated size to gain advantage on any threat.

Recently accepted the position of Minister of Agriculture in Россия in honor of his love for chocolate covered strawberries.

Currently, he is training for the world heavyweight title against Abdu Rozik.

Hobbies include the Namibian National Cricket Team, Space Invaders, as well as extreme couponing.
"Have you seen the news recently? There is this little dwarf in Russia".
"No my friend, that is Hasbulla Magomedov. The Omen has returned to its creation".
One of the most Low Key in the group.
He only tells his secrets to One in the group he trusts the most.
But some of the info he keeps to himself.
He always knows when someone is interested in him. And always stares at a booty when he sees a fine one. People think they know alot about him, but actually there are darker things.
Carl: Brandon, do you see that dude over there? His name is Magomed.
Brandon: yea, what about him?
Carl: there is something mysterious about him?
Brandon: what?
Carl: i dont know? He is such a Low Key person.
magomed by PabloJuinit March 27, 2018
(Mahamed) is definitely a player. All the girls like him and he acts like he ain’t beautiful at all. He doesn’t give a shit about relationships though and is a very lazy person to be with. He is very caring and likes making friends with new people. He is slightly shy but that doesn’t stop him from going out of his comfort zone or being friends with everyone he sees. He often views himself as a class clown and everyone can also agree. He’s very kind but has an angry side to him and is not afraid to show it when he needs to. He can be sometimes controlling but for the right reasons.
He is such a Mahamed

I wish I was Mahamed, I’d be so funny!
Mahamed by English_teacher February 11, 2019

magamegaphone 

Slang for the remaining sad-sack Trumpites who loudly spew exaggeratedly ignorant rhetoric supporting white supremacy, Putin and his soulless cronies, anything anti-immigrant, anyone against providing disability benefits, and anyone demonstrating a contrarian stance to the true patriots who see through the straight-up fascism of the Crime Candidate.
We must continue to endure the magamegaphone which will surely blast its rank bullshit into the public realm for a very long time to come.
magamegaphone by Dr Bunnygirl July 28, 2023
The russian male name Magomed comes from the Arabic “Muhammad” and means praised. Magomed is a sweet guy and strong. He tricks people into thinking he’s tough but in reality he’s a soft mamasboy. Magomed is extremely attractive and sexual active. He’s often the funniest to be around and will make anyone cry to death of laughter. Magomed is very sporty and has high ambitions but at the same time chill and relaxed when he feels like it. If you got a Magomed in your life don’t lose him
Rirri: I’m in love with Magomed...
Andrea: Who’s not...
Magomed by the_only_star December 27, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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