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A skinny cunt who was who was found by a posh family in a trench in Somalia and decided to adopt him due to his state of poverty.
Did you see that skinny fuck?
Yeah... he is pulling of a maxamed.
maxamed by Cryptic guy May 1, 2019
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(Mahamed) is definitely a player. All the girls like him and he acts like he ain’t beautiful at all. He doesn’t give a shit about relationships though and is a very lazy person to be with. He is very caring and likes making friends with new people. He is slightly shy but that doesn’t stop him from going out of his comfort zone or being friends with everyone he sees. He often views himself as a class clown and everyone can also agree. He’s very kind but has an angry side to him and is not afraid to show it when he needs to. He can be sometimes controlling but for the right reasons.
He is such a Mahamed

I wish I was Mahamed, I’d be so funny!
Mahamed by English_teacher February 11, 2019
He is a brave man with a good heart. Nobody can stand against him.
Magamed is a brave man with a good heart. Nobody can stand against him.
magamed by magatheking February 13, 2018
Maxamud is a guy , very young an talented , he really loves his mother an would never let her down , he loves perfumes and watches an he likes to dress nice
Maxamud is a caring person .
maxamud by Alamanzahara September 23, 2017

Nigger maxated 

This is when a nigger or human acts beyond niggerish
Dam Joe is nigger maxated the way he is acting
Nigger maxated by MadMo June 18, 2012
Hitler, i'm serious it just means Hitler
in ww2 Magamed wanted to kill all the jews
Magamed by lannan lazarbeam November 28, 2017
He such handsome person you should definitely date him and such caring person and very smart and tall with a look of a Greek god .
I wish I was like mahamed
mahamed by Lo teacher November 23, 2023
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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