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MTG MAGA’s MVP 

MTG MAGA’s MVP means Marjorie Taylor Green Make America Great Again’s Most Valuable Player.

This is the battle cry oft repeated in the most cringe MAGA presentation since the last one five minutes ago. This political ad features MTG who was ejected from the ironically named Freedom Caucus on July 6th 2023.

Apparently her clap back was to make a video that featured a “1990’s poor man’s music video aesthetic style worthy of a Casio stock beat”.

And boy, does she mug for the camera — real/fake B-girl style.

Norman Vincent Peale, and Napoleon Hill aver that if you say a thing often enough in your self-talk that you will come to believe it; AND, IT WILL COME TO PASS. Perhaps this is the purpose of the music video — her own personalized version of “EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY I’M BECOMING BETTER AND BETTER AND BETTER BY GOD’S GRACE.

MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP.

Yeah…that will work.
Using the principles of intention, affirmation, and self-talk, Marjorie Taylor Green repeats to herself : MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP, while standing naked in front of a mirror and doing Cross Fit exercises.

Bonesaw MAGA 

A bastardization of MAGA type american values. A reference to to 2018 killing and dismemberment of an American journalist with a bonesaw because he published articles critical of Saudi Arabia. It’s the darker MAGA where people are okay with and accepting of horrors if they are in the name of/for the sake of MAGA. Popularized by the band Cake’s social media person.
Woah, Trump just abandoned our allies to be slaughtered. That’s some Bonesaw MAGA.
Bonesaw MAGA by Snowhorse420 October 14, 2019
Noun

Blue Maga is a term directed towards Horseshoe Leftists who support Putin. It originated from the tribalism that usually assists Berniecrats who end up on the same side as Original MAGA voters who support Donald Trump. In both scenarios no matter what Blue Maga/Maga does even if it is extremely negative they will support Putin no matter what.
Blue Maga still supports Putin even after he used cluster munitions on the citizens of Ukraine. Let's help him and Trump by lying about student loan debt -- especially the part where Blue MAGA lies about student loan debt so we can give a trillion dollars to people making anywhere from $100,000 to many MILLIONS of dollars, PER YEAR. Sure, it's Reaganomics -- but White Male Populist Berniecrats have ALWAYS been about Trickle Down Economics!
Blue MAGA by the modhatter September 24, 2023

MAGA faggot 

A derogatory term used towards supporters of Donald Trump, especially his staunch supporters.
Ramón: For 4 years, this country was ravaged by Trump! We can’t let that happen again. Bernie 2020!

Dante: Dude, what are you talking about? Trump is actually a good President. He’s good for the military, lowered taxes across the board and made America energy-independent. Explain that! Trump 2020!

Ramón: Oh, shut tf up, MAGA faggot! All he has done is prevent legislation for Medicare For All, instill bigotry and made gun violence commonplace! Never again!
MAGA faggot by Alex Fonz September 30, 2021

The Great Maga King 

A Prominent force known as Donald J. Trump who can predict the future, stave off the opposition and conquer all challengers.
The Great Maga King, Donald J. Trump with his army of Ultra Maga's continually fight off the Fake News MSM along with Liberal opposition.

Blue MAGA 

Like Republican Red MAGA, Blue MAGA are libertarian populists who use organizations like "Justice Democrats" to infiltrate the Democratic Party pretending to be members of the party, running for election in safe Blue districts, and then voting against the party platform, siding with the likes of Marjorie Taylor Greene to protect Russian oligarchs, block marginalized communities from getting clean water and modern infrastructure, and even going so far as denying Ukraine and Israel defenses against genocide. In fact, now that their false messiah Bernie Sanders has renounced Hamas, his cult is renouncing HIM. Even though Israel and Judah have lived in the area now known as Israel for thousands of years, occupiers are now calling for genocide of Israel "from the river to the sea," and people like Rashida Tlaib called that genocide "aspirational." Blue MAGA goes so far as to tear down Missing Children posters and killing senior citizens who happen to be Jewish -- which in their minds means "Zionist" or "Soros" or whatever Blue/Red MAGA is calling them this week.
Blue MAGA: "Can you BELIEVE they censured Rashida Tlaib for genocide?"
Decent people: "Didn't you censure Paul Gossar for making anime about AOC?"
BM: "So? You think Blue MAGA's hate is rational???"
Blue MAGA by the modhatter November 9, 2023