Madernal 

A little known tribe in northeast Arizona. Their traditional custom is to dance around fire pits drinking Frappuccinos while wearing cougar skin suits. They frequently make up words to use during their celebrations. Often times these words are so ridiculous that member leave the tribe forever. They feel that it is their unalienable right to reject words out of principle!

That crazy Madernal tribesman stole my cougar skin thong!

Madernal by Crazyoldcoot February 23, 2010

madernal 

(adj.) With regards to four concepts: life, liberty, property, and the pursuit of happiness. A word thought to originate in certain esoteric philosophical circles to describe ‘madernal rights,’ a concept believed to be a mixture between the ideals portrayed by philosopher John Locke, and the ‘Unalienable Rights’ presented by the Declaration of Independence. The unique nature of the word often points out Jefferson’s substitution for one of Locke’s ideals in the Declaration of Independence. John Locke believed that no person ought to interfere with another person’s liberty, health, life, or possessions, whereas the Declaration of Independence guaranteed all persons created equal in ‘…life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness…’ The word is speculated to originate as a mixture between a bizarre pronunciation between the word natural (referring to John Locke’s affirmation that these are ‘natural rights’) as nah-too’-rahl, and the word internal (a sarcastic play on the inherent contradiction between John Locke’s earlier beliefs and writings regarding the individual and the self, describing them as a consequence of perception and consciousness alone). See An Essay Concerning human Understanding (1690, John Locke).

person 1: "The United States was founded on the belief that I have the right to freedom, and the pursuit of happiness."
person 2: "Yes, but people always overplay the inherent nature of madernal rights without questioning their validity."

madernal by Cogito16 February 20, 2010

maternal fornicator

polite way of addressing sombody as a "motherfucker"

Which one of you Maternal Fornicators took my Bible?

maternal fornicator by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

Maternal Autocrat 

A woman with supreme power to make rules, laws and guide lines for her subjects that she herself does not have to follow

I'm seven years old, and I want to watch TV, play Nintendo and drink soda, but the "Maternal Autocrat" which oversees my daily activities denies me the oppurtunity to create balance in my life through leisure and freedom.

Maternal Autocrat by Bill Shakesbeer October 16, 2019

Maternal Support

Something I don’t have

*I proceed to shed a single tear over my lack of maternal support*

Maternal Support by xX_Chromosones_Xx December 3, 2018

Maternal Hand Save 

When mothers or mother-like figures put their arm in front of your body as if to guard you from an impending threat.

May occur if:

a) Your mom is driving and must suddenly stop short, break hard, or perform any other semi-dangerous driving maneuver especially in response to someone else's bad driving
b) If you are about to cross a busy intersection and she wants to protect you from oncoming traffic and/or keep you from crossing before she gives consent

Mom enacted a Maternal Hand Save when a car suddenly turned in front of ours.

Maternal Hand Save by chibangbang December 31, 2010

Maternal-Paparazzi

A mother (or father: see paternal-paparazzi) that always takes photos or movies of her kids no matter what they are doing.

That mother is always taking pictures of her kids at the park like she is a member of the maternal-paparazzi.

Maternal-Paparazzi by bigsky March 8, 2009