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maternal fornicator

polite way of addressing sombody as a "motherfucker"
Which one of you Maternal Fornicators took my Bible?

Maternal Autocrat 

A woman with supreme power to make rules, laws and guide lines for her subjects that she herself does not have to follow
I'm seven years old, and I want to watch TV, play Nintendo and drink soda, but the "Maternal Autocrat" which oversees my daily activities denies me the oppurtunity to create balance in my life through leisure and freedom.

Maternal Support

*I proceed to shed a single tear over my lack of maternal support*

Maternal Hand Save 

When mothers or mother-like figures put their arm in front of your body as if to guard you from an impending threat.

May occur if:

a) Your mom is driving and must suddenly stop short, break hard, or perform any other semi-dangerous driving maneuver especially in response to someone else's bad driving
b) If you are about to cross a busy intersection and she wants to protect you from oncoming traffic and/or keep you from crossing before she gives consent
Mom enacted a Maternal Hand Save when a car suddenly turned in front of ours.
Maternal Hand Save by chibangbang December 31, 2010

Maternal-Paparazzi

A mother (or father: see paternal-paparazzi) that always takes photos or movies of her kids no matter what they are doing.
That mother is always taking pictures of her kids at the park like she is a member of the maternal-paparazzi.
Maternal-Paparazzi by bigsky March 8, 2009

maternal unit 

The female body that gave birth to a person who chooses not to recognize that female as their mother for whatever reason. A disowned biological mother.
Jennifer isn't my mother. She's the maternal unit that happened to give birth to me.
maternal unit by LaDeena July 4, 2009