4 definitions by xX_Chromosones_Xx
Mom: Robert! Get in here! You got a B? What a disappointment to this family. Go outside and sleep in the cold.
*I proceed to grab my teddy bear and Bible and go outside to appease my crazed mother*
*I also slap myself repeatively while self-scolding myself for my sins against my mother*
*I proceed to grab my teddy bear and Bible and go outside to appease my crazed mother*
*I also slap myself repeatively while self-scolding myself for my sins against my mother*
by xX_Chromosones_Xx December 4, 2018
by xX_Chromosones_Xx December 4, 2018
by xX_Chromosones_Xx December 3, 2018
An archaic form of Weird Flex but OK used by medieval crusaders and bishops up through the 14th century
Count Michael of Winsuxershire-Upon-Hill the 3rd: Ho! Behold all thoust who are present! I have baked AT LEAST 16 crows into my pie!
Cardinal Willy of Piedmont: *medieval chuckle* lol, you put birds in your desserts instead of goat urine? A queer boast but alas!
Cardinal Willy of Piedmont: *medieval chuckle* lol, you put birds in your desserts instead of goat urine? A queer boast but alas!
by xX_Chromosones_Xx December 3, 2018