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To skeet on someone's pillow in revenge for them peeing on your leg while you were showering.
He mackowed the shit out of him!
mackow by yodiggitybudva July 12, 2010
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mackolism 

Mackolism is a term used for anyone baptised into the religion of Macklemore, The one and only Lord and Saviour.
hey dude did you know i was baptised into mackolism
mackolism by halloweenghostly August 9, 2020
Related Words

OG Macko 

Famous Rapper Rich Chigga's supposed favorite strain of Kush
Cameraman - "Yo so dude, what's your favorite strain?
Rich Chigga - "OG Macko"
Cameraman - "Da fuck is that?"
Rich Chigga - "None of your fucking buisness!"
OG Macko by patdamanwitdaplan July 16, 2016

shane macgowan 

By far the best Irish-born (he was raised in England) punk rock musician EVER. Don't dispute it; you looked him up for a reason.
Just youtube Shane Macgowan or the pogues; thou shalt be more than content. Dirty old town is an excellent song to listen to when drunk.
Tiocfaidh ár lá.

mactown brownie smusher 

When a rather horny male, takes a warm batch of brownies out of the oven and sticks his schlong into the brownies, for a warm sensible pleasure.
God danggit Jimmy! Get you schlong out of my brownies, you mactown brownie smusher!

Mackometer 

When something has a smaller measurement than the smallest measurement on a ruler
Mack's Penis
Man this Tic Tack is so small It looks like a mackometer
Mackometer by C-Lien June 17, 2013

markowitz 

one bad mother-fucker
watch yourself, here's that markowitz
markowitz by Knaw-ledge December 22, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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