mackolism 

Mackolism is a term used for anyone baptised into the religion of Macklemore, The one and only Lord and Saviour.

hey dude did you know i was baptised into mackolism

mackolism by halloweenghostly August 9, 2020

Macklish 

A new language comprised of incoherent English performed when individuals drink copious amounts of alcohol. These individuals have lost the ability to speak any known language yet can still perform basic motor skills.

Corey was hammered last night and talking Macklish again.

Macklish by Sir Wilfred Laurier June 23, 2008

Machoism 

If anything machoism should be the male genders equivilant to feminism ie if a feminist is a women who views the world in a certain way, guided by a 'feminist doctrine' (feminism) a machoist must be be a man who views the world according to a 'machoist doctrine'.

Machoism by goblinkingandrew October 19, 2003

Machoism 

Machoism is a type of humour.

To be entirely 'macho' is an unrealistic feat for modern men and mostly doesn't exist in its purest form, no one is entirely 'macho'. Therefore, amongst most heterosexual modern men a sense of humour is taken when dealing with idealistic pressures to be 'macho'.

I.e poking fun at the idealism by acting overtly 'macho' in the knowledge that it isn't meant to be taken seriously.

He-man, the idealistic heroic macho man of 90's cartoons is no longer seen as what men aspire to be, but mocked in humour for its unrealistic idealisms.

Machoism, by my definition, sums up a type of humour amongst heterosexual men who mock societal pressures to be unrealisticly macho and unrealistically politically correct.

"Beer! Meat! Me Man, you woman, me strong, me no have emotion" an example of a comment adhering to Machoism

Machoistic humour is used when straight Men are attacked by either sex for being gay if they like something feminine.

"I'm not gay, I'm as straight as action man"

Machoism by Arron 'Jinx' Manchester July 22, 2011

Machoism 

The root of all evil

Machoism by Anonymous August 3, 2003

machocism 

the frequently-declared claim of need or necessity for men to deny themselves pleasure, entertainment, happiness, ease of labor or effort, or otherwise disadvantage themselves because of or out of fear that such positive desires would be seen as insufficiently masculine or inherently feminine.

Chad knew he should get his split ends taken care of, but he was too full of machocism to make see a stylist.

machocism by carpenteer December 10, 2022

mackolize 

The art of making a logical argument without arguing any logic. Making a factual statement without stating any facts. Oftentimes achieved by simply making up a word and/or entire events.

The corporate reports don't appear poignant because no one took the time to mackolize them.

Agree with him or not, Rich's point was very well mackolized.

mackolize by Bill McNulty June 30, 2008