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the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma 

One of the greatest qoutes from the wisest mind of our generation. Other qoutes by him include "Who you calling Pinhead!" and "FINLAAAAAND!!!!". Genius.
Patrick- You may be an open book Spongebob, but I am a bit more complicated than that. The Inner Machinations of my mind are an enigma. (thought bubble appears showing the milk following down as the downfall of society, and how it screwed itself over by the fact that the milk fell by itself. The cloth resembles the high class of society, which carries the milk (society) and gets corrupted by the milk. The enigma is what caused the milk to fall in the first place? This some deep shit patrick)

Machination 

Part of the description of how Patrick Star's mind works
Patrick: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma *A carton of milk spills*
Machination by My_Real_Name_420 June 13, 2016

Machinate 

To plan or plot especially to do harm.
He would machinate with really considerable energy.
Machinate by Monchie~ February 2, 2022

oso machino 

Originated in Cincinnati, Ohio in the Fall of 2005, oso machino was the name of a traditional Klotterian folk band. The name soon evolved into a life affirming statement, insipired by the Klotterian band's attitude, used in times of stress and discontent. Many have compared the phrase to hakuna matata however, oso machino is often used in a much more abrasive manner.

syn: fuck it, whatever, who cares, fuckin a
Mike: How was your day?
Jason: Not so good, my mom died...
Mike: ...
Mike: Oso machino (hands Jason a libation).
Jason: (chugs, wipes his mouth on his shirt sleeve, and smiles.)
Jason: Oso machino.

Machinations 

Machinations, the juices produced by a woman during sex
Damn, her machinations were flowing and tasted real good.
Machinations by Marlin1952 November 12, 2019
the act or being of mexican. just mexican. yes you heard that. put 'em poptarts downnnn. you like oranges? well thats a machino for ya. Golden eggs. we got those too. Come awwww dawnnnnnnn to machino house cause we got.
that man over there with mustache, yeah hes a machino
machino by machino man December 6, 2011
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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