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THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS! 

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.

McDonald's Time Machine 

A certain period of time where a skinny and healthy person ignores all their sense of hygiene and become extremely obese and develop certain health problems.

Can also be a healthy person who actually goes into a McDonald's and eats there because when they walk out they have increased their risks of being unhealthy significantly.
Kaitlyn and Elliott used to be extremely athletic and healthy until they traveled through the McDonald's Time Machine and gained a combined 250 pounds and both developed heart disease and diabetes.

Lily's Garden's Washing Machine 

A washing machine that was in a Lily's Garden ad. It was shown from a YouTuber called Bijuu Mike.
Lily's Garden's Washing Machine is naughty!

bonk's meme machine

A godly figure, who mows down motorcycles.
Fuck, not again! Bonk's Meme Machine double boosted that fucking guy!
bonk's meme machine by Zacoochie August 13, 2019

Lily's Garden's Washing Machine 

A washing machine that was from Lily's garden and was shown from a YouTuber called Bijuu Mike.
Lily's Garden's Washing Machine is really naughty!

Devil’s Washing Machine 

The sex move of shoving an arm coated in atomic hot sauce up your partner’s anus and turning your arm 90 degrees back and forth at a rapid pace.
“Bro, this girl last night asked for a Devil’s Washing machine, I was so excited!”