Machel 

Machel is a handsome man with a huge cock. He makes all the girls horny. He likes nice asses but perfers personality and face. He is outgoing and likes to spend time with others, yet when is around others he still feels alone.

Girl 1: Damn I'm horny all of a sudden.
Girl 2: Yeah fr, me too gurl. What the hell is going on?
Girl 1: Ohh, it's Machel, who came in the room. I want to fuck him so badly.
Girl 2: Omg you too!?

Machel by African_Machel November 21, 2021

machel 

A beautiful outgoing lady who loves church and cooking.

Man I with I could be like Machel over there

machel by Nikki workkk May 11, 2018

Machete momma 

A machete momma sports a junglelike body hair or pubic bush that may require a machete to get through.

Harriet was a machete momma who never shaved her body hair.

Machete momma by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016

machetiquette

Showing proper form, manners, and etiquette while wielding a machete.

Just chopping through things is barbaric. Jason Vorhese on the other hand has machetiquette!

machetiquette by Travesty October 8, 2021

Macheteraped 

When a nigger, swagger, sagger, or ghetto bitch get anally stabbed with a machete, they are macheteraped.

That sagger was stabbed in the anals by a 3 ft machette.

His pants were too low to protect his disgusting dirty black ass, thus he was macheteraped!

Macheteraped by Fukaface! May 31, 2018

Steady Your Machete 

To tell someone to calm the fuck down, like to cool your pool or calm your farm

Tony: I AM SO FUCKED!

Cool Guy: Steady Your Machete!

Steady Your Machete by Aidony October 30, 2010

Machteld 

Machteld is a pretty girl with a lot of craziness.
Everybody needs to know Machteld because she's an amazing friend and you can act normal (read: extremely crazy) with her.
When you think of Machteld you'll become hungry.

Machteld loves dance movies (read: step up) with a lot of boys with beautiful six-packs in it.

A day with Machteld in it is always fun and it gives you the possibility to act like a weirdo and to eat candy like you never ate it before.
When you get to know a Machteld, you will notice that you become more and more strange and weird. This is absolutely normal!
When it comes to men, she's very demanding and it will take a while before she'll find a boyfriend that fits her perfectly.
But unless her boyfriend is Moose, she'll never be completely happy
When you want to hang out with Machteld you absolutely have to be wild and crazy!
Last but not least... If you ever meet Machteld, you cannot tell her hello in a normal way!
You have to give her a fist and blow it up!

Machteld is coming.
I should get some candy!

Machteld by Moose_loves_you_;) June 14, 2013