mabber

man grabber. a guy who grabs your boobs and tries to get in your pants on the first date.

girl 1: how was your date
girl 2: it sucked, he was such a mabber

by *$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$ October 4, 2009

Manbership

Your card-carrying right to being a man and all the privileges to which you're entitled.

"Hey guys, did you check out the new Coldplay CD?"

"Uh, dude, I think you need to turn in your manbership. Pussy."

by Zotmaster January 16, 2009

l'manberg

The one true nation where filthy Americans are not allowed, only Europeans, founded by Wilbur Soot and TommyInnit on the Dream SMP server so as to escape persecution from their nationalist government and found ideals and morales, a place without war where people fight with words not actions, The Great Country of L'Manberg is by far the most advanced and most civilised country on the Dream SMP.

Wilbur Soot is the rightful ruler of L'Manberg

I hate Schlatt2020
I hate Coconut2020
I hate Swag2020
I love Pog2020

by TheFunnyJoJoMan October 3, 2020

Mibbert

A male pensioner who likes to fondle young ladies in public and gets away with it due to their surprise and sympathy.

Did you see that Mibbert just squeeze the receptionists arse?

by Belgraviadan April 17, 2015

l’manberg

l’manberg was a piece of land on the minecraft server ‘dream smp’. it began with a drug business ran by wilbur soot and tommyinnit. this began the “hot dog van” or the “caravan”. they then recruited fundy, tubbo, niki, eret, and jack manifold. then, l’manberg as a nation wanted to have independence from the dream smp. dream, the creator of the dream smp didn’t agree. this broke out into war. after hours of fighting, eret led them into the ‘final control room’ which was when they portrayed his betrayal and then all the other members were killed. shockingly, tommy gave up his most prized possessions for l’manbergs independence, his music discs mellohi and cat. this stated that l’manberg was a separate nation from dream smp, but was still on their land. but then after a long time being blacklisted, jschlatt makes a reappearance to run in a political war against wilbur. candidates pog2020: wilbur soot & tommyinnit. swag2020: quackity & georgenotfound. coconut2020: niki and fundy and jschlatt2020. after an audience decision, pog2020 had the winning vote, but by the swag2020 and jschlatt2020 former agreement, they combined the votes and jschlatt2020 won the election. the first thing jschlatt did was banish wilbur soot and tommy. jschatt then renames l’manberg, ‘manberg’ because they “don’t take L’s”. wilbur and tommy vanish into the woods and start their new nation, pogtopia. it’s now a cold-blooded war of manberg vs. pogtopia.

“my l’manberg, my l’manberg” - song by wilbur

“independence or death, if we get no revolution we want nothing”

by dreamy weamy October 19, 2020

Maber Shuffle

This is when playing poker, the cards you were delt last hand are the same as the ones either in your hand this time, or on the community cards.

"Dude .......... im sure i had these's cards last hand ........ must be a Maber Shuffle!!!!!!"

Them cards on the flop are either my last hand or on the flop last hand!!!

by ShitHead76 August 27, 2010

Manberged

to be insulted in a personal and hurting manner, however, it is publicly acceptable because the comment is made under the guise of intellectual and scholarly debate

"Man, that comment Chris made to Liz during the discussion in Contracts class was a real personal attack." "Yeah, she really got Manberged."

by DKforPrez January 29, 2010