maaden

the name martin, said in an Australian accent.

maaden looks quite sexy today

by Maaden April 7, 2009

square marden

Jackie Chan's comical mispronunciation of Madison Square Garden in the bloopers of Rush Hour 2.

I always dreamed to square marden.

by toph bei fong is awesome May 24, 2011

Maidenless

An affront of considerable discourtesy which derives its roots from the computerized game Elden Ring, which was distributed to the common people by the computerized game developing company which goes by the title of FromSoftware on the 24th of February in the year of 2022. It is commonly employed to proclaim the lack of bitches or hoes of any gent whom thou hast a particular interest in jesting with, regardless of his true martial status.

Distinguished gent #1: Thou art an utter buffoon
Distinguished gent #2: L + maidenless + tarnished + no runes + touch grace + can't dodge + unfit to graft

by Squambo March 7, 2022

Maidenless

The lack of having maidens.

Widely popularized by the game Elden Ring.

Don’t hate me cause I’m not Maidenless Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some Maidens on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Tarniiissshed

by Thic.jonney March 8, 2022

Madden King

1. Adj. Person disposition which is constantly angry.
2. N. A person usually adult who acts like a gangster and usually living in their mothers house, usually has children and no job and plays video games frequently.

1. Adj. explaining the character of a friends "attitude" whom constantly overacts. "Madden king slaps girlfriend over making him get killed in call of duty"
2. N. A person living at home with parents freeloading. "Madden king still hasn't left home."

by Ghostly bear August 30, 2013

all-madden

possessing qualities or talents well-above average

Guy 1: I didn't think you were going to catch that ball.

Guy 2: Yeah, I had to go all-madden to get it.

by chochmaster May 30, 2010

Maidenless

"Maidenless" is a term originated from the 2022 fromsoftware game titled Elden Ring. It is a combination between the word "Maiden" and "Less" which combined could be translated as someone who doesn't have a lover/wife/mistress

"Unfortunately for you however, you are Maidenless"

by Zelvaro March 5, 2022