A joke story your friends pull on you, typically starting with you in the bar ending up getting laid with a 'girl'.

For every sentence your friend says, you must end it with "I'm a man" no matter what.

You go to a bar.
"I'm a man."
You get drunk.
"I'm a man."
You find a hot girl.
"I'm a man."
You ask her out to your house.
"I'm a man."
She's in the bedroom.
"I'm a man."
You start to undress her.
"I'm a man."
She leans onto you and says,
"I'm a man."

I'm a man by mypsace October 11, 2019

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fuck you i'm spider man

The Ultimate excuse for everything. Found with the 60's Spider Man Meme. Use as an excuse for EVERYTHING! son, go clean your room. FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN! Go do the dishes. FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN! so on and so forth.

"FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN!!!!!"

fuck you i'm spider man by BariBro1243 November 6, 2014

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I lived in America for 4 years, that's why I'm here man

The legendary quote from Jung Jaehyun the Poetic beauty.

"Ei ur English's pretty good u know?"
"I lived in America for 4 years, that's why I'm here man."

I lived in America for 4 years, that's why I'm here man by Luvis the CARATzen June 19, 2019

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I'm Spider-Man Syndrome

When Spider-Man fans try to rationalize that Spider-Man would beat any other superhero because he is Spider-Man and nothing more, when realistically almost any other superhero would strangle Spider-Man with his own asshole. Similar to "I'm Batman Syndrome" see conman4618

"Spider-Man would totally beat Superman because he can stick to walls!"
"Spider-Man would totally beat Wolverine because he can be strong too!" Obviously suffers from "I'm Spider-Man Syndrome"

I'm Spider-Man Syndrome by Olillia August 4, 2015

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lil man m

a warlock from fresno his name is Marcus he also a hacker of men he just wants to know how feel like one 🤔 😏 😉 😄 😀

💯💯👌lil man m means stop acting like a bitch and Handel it

lil man m by The Guy u want 2 know March 20, 2022

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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