m'man
*tips fedora at a handsome man* m'man
m'man by kyleistheoppositeoftrash January 5, 2021
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I'm a man
A joke story your friends pull on you, typically starting with you in the bar ending up getting laid with a 'girl'.
For every sentence your friend says, you must end it with "I'm a man" no matter what.
For every sentence your friend says, you must end it with "I'm a man" no matter what.
You go to a bar.
"I'm a man."
You get drunk.
"I'm a man."
You find a hot girl.
"I'm a man."
You ask her out to your house.
"I'm a man."
She's in the bedroom.
"I'm a man."
You start to undress her.
"I'm a man."
She leans onto you and says,
"I'm a man."
"I'm a man."
You get drunk.
"I'm a man."
You find a hot girl.
"I'm a man."
You ask her out to your house.
"I'm a man."
She's in the bedroom.
"I'm a man."
You start to undress her.
"I'm a man."
She leans onto you and says,
"I'm a man."
fuck you i'm spider man
The Ultimate excuse for everything. Found with the 60's Spider Man Meme. Use as an excuse for EVERYTHING! son, go clean your room. FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN! Go do the dishes. FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN! so on and so forth.
"FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN!!!!!"
fuck you i'm spider man by BariBro1243 November 6, 2014
I lived in America for 4 years, that's why I'm here man
I'm Spider-Man Syndrome
When Spider-Man fans try to rationalize that Spider-Man would beat any other superhero because he is Spider-Man and nothing more, when realistically almost any other superhero would strangle Spider-Man with his own asshole. Similar to "I'm Batman Syndrome" see conman4618
"Spider-Man would totally beat Superman because he can stick to walls!"
"Spider-Man would totally beat Wolverine because he can be strong too!" Obviously suffers from "I'm Spider-Man Syndrome"
"Spider-Man would totally beat Wolverine because he can be strong too!" Obviously suffers from "I'm Spider-Man Syndrome"
I'm Spider-Man Syndrome by Olillia August 4, 2015
lil man m
a warlock from fresno his name is Marcus he also a hacker of men he just wants to know how feel like one 🤔 😏 😉 😄 😀
lil man m by The Guy u want 2 know March 20, 2022