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A male friend who is extremely intelligent and funny. They usually plan to do something to better the world. Liked by many, usually very attractive, & always the life of the party.

Sometimes used for one who accomplishes an awesome feat.

Often confused with Hansel.
Dude, you just pulled a Handel!
Handel by topgun1 February 3, 2010
A graffitit artists monicur
"ay you wright , wus ur handel"
handel by AXCES January 5, 2008

Händel - Passacaglia 

Even if you've never heard of this melody it still feels nostalgic
Händel - Passacaglia is very good melody
Händel - Passacaglia by RoseRed669 January 25, 2023

Howie Handel 

The art of masturbating using hand sanitizer. Named after the famous Howie Mandel. Who is a known Germaphobe.
This girl was scared of germs, so I let her give me a Howie Handel.
Howie Handel by Protein Face March 12, 2011

Fucky Handel

Treating a person with no self-worth.
I dont deal with anybody tring to fucky handel me. The game is to be played not taught.
Fucky Handel by roll tide505 June 2, 2018

Howie Handel 

A hand job given with hand sanitizer; Originally made popular by Howie Mandel.
John's cock was so dirty Lisa refused to touch it unless he agreed to a Howie Handel.

Purel moisturizing sanitizer is by far the most preferred lubricant for the Howie Handel.
Howie Handel by JustLikeThis March 6, 2011
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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