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I'm having a midlife crisis 

if this gets published i'll Indiana Jones laso my dick and swing on it
I'm having a midlife crisis please helm me HELP! OH GOD!

****SATIRE*****

M.O.P.A.N or Middle of Poor Ass Nowhere 

Where sitting in a town in M.O.P.A.N

M.A.N.S (Middle Aged Nazi Syndrome) 

When someone worked in a job for ages and is in a powerful postion ish and is a moron
My Boss Mr Reid has got M.A.N.S badly the fuck wit

Kasandra M. Middleton 

someone who's beautiful, kind, has a smile, has a sense of humor, someone you can talk to, you can trust her, she's perfect
Kasandra M. Middleton is filled with different expressions

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026