17 definitions by Baznigger

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The name of the music after you finish a match of Wii Sports Boxing. Usually heard when Matt kicks your fucking ass for the 20th time in a row.

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by Baznigger April 25, 2019

I'm having a midlife crisis

if this gets published i'll Indiana Jones laso my dick and swing on it

I'm having a midlife crisis please helm me HELP! OH GOD!

****SATIRE*****

by Baznigger April 25, 2019

Dad's Cream

When your dad sweetie shoots his cream in your mouth. It tastes salty but creamy.

Carson: Yeah son! Bout to give yo ass some of dad's cream!
Noah: Okay nIggA!

by Baznigger January 19, 2018

Give a slap and run a lap

The challenge when you sneak up on your friends and slap them as hard as you can on the back of the head. Then you run as fast as you can to avoid getting shot.

Guy #1 Ey mayne! lets do the give a slap and run a lap challenge!
Guy #2 Fuck yes i'm deadass down!
Guy #1 Lets slap Ronnie!
Guy #2 Let's hit em hard!

by Baznigger May 15, 2018

beat your shrine while you whine

When urban dictionary rejects your definition so you masturbate while you are bawling your eyes out while playing MOONLIGHT by xxxtentacion

beat your shrine while you whine:

me ima beat my shrine while i whine because jeff is being a peice of shit

by Baznigger April 26, 2019

pls help

my dad says if i put nigger and somehow get it published in my definition, he'll come back from the gas station after 15 years.

pls help

by Baznigger April 26, 2019

Noscope

The action usually used in Call Of Duty, When someone jumps off a point in a map, maybe a high ledge and shoots without using the scope for aim assist.

FaZe RaiN: OMG!! I JUST HIT A 1080 NOSCOPE ON CARRIER!
FaZe Apex: Kill yourself faggot...

by Baznigger April 24, 2017