Definitions by Baznigger

Thanos 

Died in endgame

thanos

Thanos by Baznigger April 26, 2019

beat your shrine while you whine 

When urban dictionary rejects your definition so you masturbate while you are bawling your eyes out while playing MOONLIGHT by xxxtentacion

beat your shrine while you whine:

me ima beat my shrine while i whine because jeff is being a peice of shit

beat your shrine while you whine by Baznigger April 26, 2019

pls help

my dad says if i put nigger and somehow get it published in my definition, he'll come back from the gas station after 15 years.

pls help

pls help by Baznigger April 26, 2019

Ninja 

Fuck you kid. you're adopted

THE FUCK YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?!

EHEHEHEHEHHEHAHAHAH HOW ARE YOU-HOW ARE YOU NOT IN FUCKIN SCHOOL?!

DIE. IN A FUCKING FIRE PLEASE.

WOW LOOK AT ALL THESE FUCKIN CUNT LORDS MAN

ninja: n word

Ninja by Baznigger April 25, 2019

I'm having a midlife crisis 

if this gets published i'll Indiana Jones laso my dick and swing on it

I'm having a midlife crisis please helm me HELP! OH GOD!

****SATIRE*****

I'm having a midlife crisis by Baznigger April 25, 2019

Puss out 

When you smell her pussy and it stank so bad you pass out from the smell. usually happens from smelling fat girl pussy

nigga guy what the fuc nigga that pussy stank so bad im finna puss out]
fat nigga girl Ho ho ho ha ha, ho ho ho he ha. Hello there, old chum. I’m gnot an gnelf. I’m gnot a gnoblin. I’m a gnome. And you’ve been, GNOMED

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Puss out by Baznigger April 25, 2019

Jeff

He hates me, he is a worker for the urban dictionary live support, I try to be his friend, but nOOOOOO, he's to good for me.

jeff

Jeff by Baznigger April 25, 2019