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Ninja

Fuck you kid. you're adopted

THE FUCK YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?!

EHEHEHEHEHHEHAHAHAH HOW ARE YOU-HOW ARE YOU NOT IN FUCKIN SCHOOL?!

DIE. IN A FUCKING FIRE PLEASE.

WOW LOOK AT ALL THESE FUCKIN CUNT LORDS MAN
ninja: n word
by Baznigger April 25, 2019
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I'm having a midlife crisis

if this gets published i'll Indiana Jones laso my dick and swing on it
I'm having a midlife crisis please helm me HELP! OH GOD!

****SATIRE*****
by Baznigger April 25, 2019
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Puss out

When you smell her pussy and it stank so bad you pass out from the smell. usually happens from smelling fat girl pussy
nigga guy what the fuc nigga that pussy stank so bad im finna puss out
fat nigga girl Ho ho ho ha ha, ho ho ho he ha. Hello there, old chum. I’m gnot an gnelf. I’m gnot a gnoblin. I’m a gnome. And you’ve been, GNOMED

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by Baznigger April 25, 2019
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Jeff

He hates me, he is a worker for the urban dictionary live support, I try to be his friend, but nOOOOOO, he's to good for me.
jeff
by Baznigger April 25, 2019
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Results

The name of the music after you finish a match of Wii Sports Boxing. Usually heard when Matt kicks your fucking ass for the 20th time in a row.
Results
by Baznigger April 25, 2019
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Thanos

thanos
by Baznigger April 26, 2019
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beat your shrine while you whine

When urban dictionary rejects your definition so you masturbate while you are bawling your eyes out while playing MOONLIGHT by xxxtentacion
beat your shrine while you whine:

me ima beat my shrine while i whine because jeff is being a peice of shit
by Baznigger April 26, 2019
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