Back the heck off

When kyle is too much of a pussy to say "back the fuck off" so he says that because he is a bitch.

Merik Kyle you stupid cunt!
Kyle Back the heck off!"

by Baznigger June 12, 2017

Dad's Cream

When your dad sweetie shoots his cream in your mouth. It tastes salty but creamy.

Carson: Yeah son! Bout to give yo ass some of dad's cream!
Noah: Okay nIggA!

by Baznigger May 3, 2018

I'm having a midlife crisis

if this gets published i'll Indiana Jones laso my dick and swing on it

I'm having a midlife crisis please helm me HELP! OH GOD!

****SATIRE*****

by Baznigger April 25, 2019

Jeremiah And Brad

The hottest mans on earth. They could roast a wamen alive with a single stare. I love y'all. Eat me out sometime pls

I loVe Jeremiah And Brad

by Baznigger June 12, 2018

Pussy Cock

The action of cutting off your cock and shoving it in your partner's pussy

Partner #1 I am going to give you the best pussy cock ever!
Partner #2 Yes bitch

by Baznigger May 29, 2017

beat your shrine while you whine

When urban dictionary rejects your definition so you masturbate while you are bawling your eyes out while playing MOONLIGHT by xxxtentacion

beat your shrine while you whine:

me ima beat my shrine while i whine because jeff is being a peice of shit

by Baznigger April 26, 2019

Results

The name of the music after you finish a match of Wii Sports Boxing. Usually heard when Matt kicks your fucking ass for the 20th time in a row.

Results

by Baznigger April 25, 2019