pls help

my dad says if i put nigger and somehow get it published in my definition, he'll come back from the gas station after 15 years.
pls help
by Baznigger April 26, 2019
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Noscope

The action usually used in Call Of Duty, When someone jumps off a point in a map, maybe a high ledge and shoots without using the scope for aim assist.
FaZe RaiN: OMG!! I JUST HIT A 1080 NOSCOPE ON CARRIER!
FaZe Apex: Kill yourself faggot...
by Baznigger April 24, 2017
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Jeff

He hates me, he is a worker for the urban dictionary live support, I try to be his friend, but nOOOOOO, he's to good for me.
by Baznigger April 25, 2019
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Give a slap and run a lap

The challenge when you sneak up on your friends and slap them as hard as you can on the back of the head. Then you run as fast as you can to avoid getting shot.
Guy #1 Ey mayne! lets do the give a slap and run a lap challenge!
Guy #2 Fuck yes i'm deadass down!
Guy #1 Lets slap Ronnie!
Guy #2 Let's hit em hard!
by Baznigger May 15, 2018
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Results

The name of the music after you finish a match of Wii Sports Boxing. Usually heard when Matt kicks your fucking ass for the 20th time in a row.
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by Baznigger April 25, 2019
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titty nipples

when them titties are so damn huge and pepperoni looking, and you eat them up...
nigga give me then titty nipples dawg
nigga gurl hell naw dawg
by Baznigger November 10, 2017
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I'm having a midlife crisis

if this gets published i'll Indiana Jones laso my dick and swing on it
I'm having a midlife crisis please helm me HELP! OH GOD!

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by Baznigger April 25, 2019
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