helm is short for helmet, which is the purple head on a males reproductive organ which is similar to a medival helmet of yore
A) Do not be a helm sir, give me back my lunch money.
B) His helm smells of chedder
C) And I slapped her face with my helm, like so
B) His helm smells of chedder
C) And I slapped her face with my helm, like so
by Dictionary Boy March 10, 2005
short for "helmet" helm is another word used for the head of the male penis. The helm if covered in foreskin, can cause smeg and nob cheese to form in sometimes copius amounts. if unsheethed the helm normally remains clean and can sometimes be pleasant to the touch.
"errrgh tom your lemon helm is covered in cheese"
"mmmm mr buntrock your unsheethed helm tastes great"
"mmmm mr buntrock your unsheethed helm tastes great"
by gooch merchant May 29, 2006
Adjective meaning to have sexual intercourse. Derived from helm-et (another vulgarism for the penis), helm, i.e. the act of using one’s helm-et or helm-ing, and the idiom to be at the helm - a position of leadership or control taken from nautical terms for the steering wheel of a vessel (from Old English helma, from Proto-Germanic khelman = "handle") particularly attributable to sexual intercourse “doggy style”
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