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I'm having a midlife crisis 

if this gets published i'll Indiana Jones laso my dick and swing on it
I'm having a midlife crisis please helm me HELP! OH GOD!

****SATIRE*****

M.O.P.A.N or Middle of Poor Ass Nowhere 

Where sitting in a town in M.O.P.A.N

M.A.N.S (Middle Aged Nazi Syndrome) 

When someone worked in a job for ages and is in a powerful postion ish and is a moron
My Boss Mr Reid has got M.A.N.S badly the fuck wit

Kasandra M. Middleton 

someone who's beautiful, kind, has a smile, has a sense of humor, someone you can talk to, you can trust her, she's perfect
Kasandra M. Middleton is filled with different expressions