mårdaklev

One shitty town

hello im from Mårdaklev
you are shitty

by OggegBogge April 9, 2018

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mardale

A describing word. Refers to something which fits the bill of an individual who sits in Mardale at Runshaw College. E.g. Wears nike huaraches, uses excessive amounts of emojis, has a Southport/Ormskirk accent, loves 'Hannah Wants' and deep house, probably has a quiff or the odd topknot, stands in front of the exit doors of college at 4pm, boys wearing legging-like joggers, calls group of friends 'team' or 'squad', talks about protein shakes, 'pursue fitness' joggers, has 60,000 score on snapchat

I'm not going to that gig it would be Mardale as fuck

by d2d2015 March 9, 2015

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Mardale

A Funny, God fearing person, who loves his family, and always has a Plan B for anything that may backfire.

Hello Mardale hows ya doing

by tHaaboi February 6, 2018

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Marklevitis

A condition that is highly contagious. It spreads with a single touch of a hand (must be skin to skin contact). At first you feel hot all over...then you start to to climax for no reason at all. You will orgasm uncontrollably for days on end. You may experience exhaustion, fatigue, dehydration and fatigue.

Employee: “I won’t be able to work this week.”
Boss: “ How come?”
Employee: “I have a horrible case of marklevitis. I will send a doctors note later today.”

Boss: “oh my! Please take all the time you need. That is highly contagious!”

by The Russian Spy February 8, 2021

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Markleville

A quaint farming community in east-central Indiana. Location of the killing of innocent Native Americans, wherby the murderers were hung at Fall Creek in Pendleton in an oak tree that stands to this day. Most recently Markleville is home to the 2005 state cross country champion, Brock Hagerman. Was also home to the largest hardware store east of the Mississippi for sometime.

Joe: Where was that one dude from that won state?
Kale: Some hick town called Markleville I guess.

by Whiskey11 January 12, 2006

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