luvstitute 

The action of trying to take the intense love you feel for someone you can't be with, and assigning it to another.

She was happy with all the attention she was getting, but he doubted he could luvstitute much longer.

luvstitute by beaujolais November 8, 2009

Laxstitute 

N: A girl or woman who has hooked up or been with 4 or more players on any given lacrosse team.

1. Damn, if we throw that party tonight at the lacrosse house, all the Laxstitutes will come out.

2. Kristin is the biggest Laxstitute at school. She has been through the entire first two midfield lines and both of the goalies!

Laxstitute by A.J. Z January 21, 2006

Laxstitute 

Any girl who sleeps with a lax bro, just because of his lacrosse prowess and intense flow.

Bro, we need to hook up with some laxstitutes after the game.

Laxstitute by Care to Lax? February 1, 2010

Lobstitute 

A ho with a whack ass sunburn

That lobstitute needs some SPF because she's red as hell

Lobstitute by Mousecop's scrivener May 25, 2020

laxstitutes 

Bitches who cheer at all lacrosse games. Girls who stalk, and obsessively love all lacrosse players.

Damn those laxstitutes were following me after the game yesterday

laxstitutes by meganisawesomehellyeah July 10, 2010

lobstitute 

a lobbyist and prostitute, used esp. when referring to mistresses of prominent politicians, including Assemblyman Mike Duvall's alleged eye-patch underwear mistress and Jill Iseman after her alleged affair with Senator John McCain.

Assemblyman Duvall destroyed his career when he got caught discussing his lobstitute on television.

lobstitute by justintimer September 10, 2009

Lostitute 

whoring yourself just to make money to pay your cable bill, for the sweet satisfaction of watching Lost on Wednesday nights

Heather, you're such a Lostitute! Get a job and stop whoring yourself on Austin Hwy on Tuesday nights just so you can watch Lost on Wednesday.

Lostitute by LilyCornucopia February 25, 2009