Lostitute 

whoring yourself just to make money to pay your cable bill, for the sweet satisfaction of watching Lost on Wednesday nights

Heather, you're such a Lostitute! Get a job and stop whoring yourself on Austin Hwy on Tuesday nights just so you can watch Lost on Wednesday.

Lostitute by LilyCornucopia February 25, 2009

Laxstitute 

N: A girl or woman who has hooked up or been with 4 or more players on any given lacrosse team.

1. Damn, if we throw that party tonight at the lacrosse house, all the Laxstitutes will come out.

2. Kristin is the biggest Laxstitute at school. She has been through the entire first two midfield lines and both of the goalies!

Laxstitute by A.J. Z January 21, 2006

lostibate 

To masturbate to the television show "Lost" or one of the show's characters.

Yeah man, it's Wednesday, I'm going to go home to lostibate.

lostibate by lockecocke February 27, 2009

Laxstitute 

Any girl who sleeps with a lax bro, just because of his lacrosse prowess and intense flow.

Bro, we need to hook up with some laxstitutes after the game.

Laxstitute by Care to Lax? February 1, 2010

ostitute

someone with a colostomy (usually while in prison) who sells his colostomy hole for sex.

That guy who got shot in the stomach wound up with a colostomy and will go to jail to become an ostitute.

ostitute by dr.mayhem August 27, 2006

Lobstitute 

A ho with a whack ass sunburn

That lobstitute needs some SPF because she's red as hell

Lobstitute by Mousecop's scrivener May 25, 2020

laxtitute 

A lacrosse loving skank that will ride anyones shaft worth riding.

Damn, that laxtitute just rode Sam's shaft so hard his head broke!

laxtitute by AnnieGLaxtitute February 8, 2010