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laxstitutes 

Bitches who cheer at all lacrosse games. Girls who stalk, and obsessively love all lacrosse players.
Damn those laxstitutes were following me after the game yesterday
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Laxstitute 

N: A girl or woman who has hooked up or been with 4 or more players on any given lacrosse team.
1. Damn, if we throw that party tonight at the lacrosse house, all the Laxstitutes will come out.

2. Kristin is the biggest Laxstitute at school. She has been through the entire first two midfield lines and both of the goalies!
Laxstitute by A.J. Z January 21, 2006
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Laxstitute 

Any girl who sleeps with a lax bro, just because of his lacrosse prowess and intense flow.
Bro, we need to hook up with some laxstitutes after the game.
Laxstitute by Care to Lax? February 1, 2010

laxtitute 

A lacrosse loving skank that will ride anyones shaft worth riding.
Damn, that laxtitute just rode Sam's shaft so hard his head broke!
laxtitute by AnnieGLaxtitute February 8, 2010

laxtitute 

a. someone who sleeps with lacrosse players frequently

b. a girl who whores herself out to lacrosse players
"Dude, she is an f'n laxtitute, se has slept with half our team"
laxtitute by Nick March 21, 2005

laxsitute 

a girl who is all about the lax bros, whores herself out to bros, and is literally obsessed with lacrosse and boys who play the sport.
"bro, why does that girl always go to the lax parties?"
-"don't you know bro, she's a laxsitute!!"
laxsitute by crystalite9325 September 9, 2010

laxtitute 

girls who come to lacrosse tournaments to hook up with their brother's teammates
laxtitutes...you know who you are
laxtitute by laxbrosef August 14, 2008
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