lumberry

to lumberry means to cum prematurely

That boy Jason you met the other night... Did he lumberry, or did he last?

by WHED September 21, 2009

noah lunberry

An extremely handsome, smart, muscular, and overall awesome person.

Man! you're so smart and handsome! I'll call you a Noah lunberry

by IG-noah_now_2004 February 26, 2017

lumberdyke

A lesbian exhibiting the particular butch swag of plaid and/or man-jeans in an aspect befitting Paula Bunion.

I thought her at first a man of the mountain lands, with her red plaid shirt over long-johns with rustic jeans. But, alas, she brought with her a box lunch. She was of course, a lumberdyke.

by Barron Lemonkynin DenConia June 20, 2006

African American in the Lumberyard

Same meaning as "Nigger in the woodpile" just more "politically correct." It means there is black ancestry (or Native American) in a white person's "bloodline."

Suzie had a great, great, great uncle who was a black man. He is said to be the "Nigger in the Woodpile".

With all this political correctness, you can't say there's a nigger in the woodpile anymore, you have to say there's an African American in the Lumberyard.

by HfromGA April 16, 2008

turkish lumberyard

The act of crapping on one's self whilst inverted in the Nicaraguan picnic position.

The shit cascaded down Rick's balls as it piled up on his chest like a Turkish lumberyard

by Systematic Cupid March 18, 2014

SPORTING MORE WOOD THAN A LUMBERYARD

to be in possession of a diamond cutter, or "rager."

After winning the lottery, I was sporting more wood than a lumberyard.

by weave January 8, 2004

Lumberyard

Where a bunch of gay guys get together and cum on eachothers dicks

Pete and his buddies did a lumberyard while on break.

by Sportsguy167 June 6, 2018