I thought her at first a man of the mountain lands, with her red plaid shirt over long-johns with rustic jeans. But, alas, she brought with her a box lunch. She was of course, a lumberdyke.

lumberdyke by Barron Lemonkynin DenConia June 20, 2006

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African American in the Lumberyard

Same meaning as "Nigger in the woodpile" just more "politically correct." It means there is black ancestry (or Native American) in a white person's "bloodline."

Suzie had a great, great, great uncle who was a black man. He is said to be the "Nigger in the Woodpile".

With all this political correctness, you can't say there's a nigger in the woodpile anymore, you have to say there's an African American in the Lumberyard.

African American in the Lumberyard by HfromGA April 16, 2008

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turkish lumberyard

The act of crapping on one's self whilst inverted in the Nicaraguan picnic position.

The shit cascaded down Rick's balls as it piled up on his chest like a Turkish lumberyard

turkish lumberyard by Systematic Cupid March 18, 2014

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SPORTING MORE WOOD THAN A LUMBERYARD

to be in possession of a diamond cutter, or "rager."

After winning the lottery, I was sporting more wood than a lumberyard.

SPORTING MORE WOOD THAN A LUMBERYARD by weave January 8, 2004

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Lumberyard

Where a bunch of gay guys get together and cum on eachothers dicks

Pete and his buddies did a lumberyard while on break.

Lumberyard by Sportsguy167 June 6, 2018

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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