lumber jake

A lumber jake is a guy who looks like he's too pretty to be an actual lumberjack. Instead he would just hang around the logging camp and trade beauty tips for flap jacks.

Look at this preposterous lumber jake stealing all of our ladies!

lumber jake by Unchangeable Bird April 21, 2018

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lumberjane

a female lumberjack (as officially defined by Tim Warren, of Team T-Shirt)

Did you see that lumberjane chop down that tree just now?

lumberjane by Team T-Shirt October 7, 2010

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lumberjacket

What a lumberjack wheres in the devastatingly cold months. Often times has a plaid pattern on it and most definitely has a lining on the inside, it would even keep Jack Frost warm. In fact it's so legit the last person to be seen wearing one was The Most Interesting Man In The World on a lumberjacking mission. It's illegal in 4 states, 3 countries, 2 Australian territories, and the Samoan Islands.

I've gotta get myself one of those lumberjackets, they're sweet!

lumberjacket by Rk4 August 2, 2010

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Lumberjacked

To be fucked by two men at the same time with one in the mouth and one mounting from behind either in the ass or vagina. The motion made by the two men is similar to that of two old time lumberjacks sawing a tree in half.

My buddy and I lumberjacked this whore so hard last night she bit his dick when I pulled out and stuck it in her ass.

Lumberjacked by Bread Head October 23, 2013