lumberjacket

What a lumberjack wheres in the devastatingly cold months. Often times has a plaid pattern on it and most definitely has a lining on the inside, it would even keep Jack Frost warm. In fact it's so legit the last person to be seen wearing one was The Most Interesting Man In The World on a lumberjacking mission. It's illegal in 4 states, 3 countries, 2 Australian territories, and the Samoan Islands.

I've gotta get myself one of those lumberjackets, they're sweet!

lumberjacket by Rk4 August 2, 2010

Lumberjacket

A plaid shirt or jacket, similar to those worn by lumberjacks. Preferably the classic red and black.

Nice lumberjacket you have there.

Lumberjacket by richybmusic October 15, 2010

Lumberjacket

A plaid, warm jacket worn by grunge-punks and lumber-jacks. Originally derived from the phrase "Lumber-Jack Jacket" while walking around the mall today with Sam and discussing how much Kurt Cobain and my favorite hockey player dress alike.

I love kurt Cobain and the grunge look. Complete with lumberjacket and the best band EVER!!!!

Lumberjacket by Bus55_is_4_StraightEdgers_only February 7, 2004

lumberjack mac 

(N) A female of odd sorts; A little heavy on the top, but a little light on the bottom. Loves to ride four wheelers, usually with blonde headed rugrats in tow-- to and from hauling various types of wood. Wood as in oak, cedar, pallets, or any dick that is available <1mile from her residence. Hobbies include, but are not limited to; weedeating, chopping wood, rawdawgin' Blevins, or fucking a host of kin and work times are from 10 a.m to 2 p.m.

Did you see Lumberjack Mac yesterday? I'm sure she had something negative to say. As she always knows what's right and you are always wrong.

lumberjack mac by Kaster Master November 19, 2021

lumberjackulate

To cut down a tree and reach the point of arousal where you immediately orgasm in your pants.

Chris: I lumberjackulated in the Amazon over spring break.
Barb: Damnit Chris, you know we're in a climate crisis!

lumberjackulate by Collins-Belle October 10, 2019

Sad Lumberjack 

A person (generally male) who begrudgingly handles another man's "wood"

Jacob made me his Sad Lumberjack last night.

Sad Lumberjack by Alphasymphonic January 11, 2017

lumberjackolicious 

lumberjackolicious (adj.): A guy with just enough facial hair to resemble Paul Bunyan, and the body of Channing Tatum. He's smart, funny, knows his way around a chainsaw, and can throw you over his shoulder to outrun a forest fire. His favorite food is wet, juicy steak, and he drinks moonshine out of a Mason jar. But his most attractive talent is when he rubs his girlfriend's back when she's puking after an all-night bender.
Most likely seen in a muddy Subaru, because he has a soft side for the environment and bunnies.

The new guy upstairs just brought me a bunny he whittled out of a piece of his wooden leg. He's so lumberjackolicious.

Or:
Hot Dave shaved a silhouette of my bosoms in his chest. His lumberjackolicious acts of love make me quiver.

lumberjackolicious by HJ4H January 12, 2015