lube up
lube up by VegasMalone June 22, 2020
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lube up
Today's Differential Equation test is going to hurt no matter what, but I did lube up last night by reading all my notes.
lube up by derpdederpdederp June 10, 2010
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lube up for monday
To take an extra bong hit before work after a period of time off to ease the transition back to work.
lube up for monday by billyboombox January 10, 2015
lube me up
A culinary phrase - when a dollop of puree or cream is on a plate and a small scoop is made in the middle to form a reservoir whereby olive oil is drizzled inside. This act resembles a hole that has oil in it which brings to mind an asshole that has lube in it ready for insertion.
lube me up by plucker October 16, 2009
Lube me up
When someone is trying to smooth talk you, or they are getting ready to screw you over on something.
A tree fell down on our lawn the other day and when had call a Arborist. A fare and honest man he explained how he is not going to “ Lube me up” like the other companies would.
Lube me up by BigRed606 June 30, 2019
Fucked up the ass without lube
Person A: “Wow, I just got yelled at for something I didn’t do.”
Person B: “That’s like getting fucked up the ass without lube.”
Person B: “That’s like getting fucked up the ass without lube.”
Fucked up the ass without lube by Dinneryum March 1, 2023
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