lube up

(vb.) To apply lubricant to the anus or vagina in preparation for sexual congress.

Patrick: "lube up Clive, I gotta hankering for some arse lovin'"

by VegasMalone June 22, 2020

lube up

to prepare for a difficult task at hand

esp. to study for a very hard test

Today's Differential Equation test is going to hurt no matter what, but I did lube up last night by reading all my notes.

by derpdederpdederp June 10, 2010

lube up for monday

To take an extra bong hit before work after a period of time off to ease the transition back to work.

Sorry I'm late, I had to lube up for Monday.

by billyboombox January 10, 2015

lube me up

A culinary phrase - when a dollop of puree or cream is on a plate and a small scoop is made in the middle to form a reservoir whereby olive oil is drizzled inside. This act resembles a hole that has oil in it which brings to mind an asshole that has lube in it ready for insertion.

Hey dude lube me up would you!

by plucker October 16, 2009

Lube me up

When someone is trying to smooth talk you, or they are getting ready to screw you over on something.

A tree fell down on our lawn the other day and when had call a Arborist. A fare and honest man he explained how he is not going to “ Lube me up” like the other companies would.

by BigRed606 June 30, 2019

Fucked up the ass without lube

Used to define something that’s unpleasant

Person A: “Wow, I just got yelled at for something I didn’t do.”

Person B: “That’s like getting fucked up the ass without lube.”

by Dinneryum March 1, 2023