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lube job while you wait
The act of having sex with a jar or bottle of lube while pornographic images, videos, or other are loading on the computer. Usually found in suburban households where punk kids struggle with there attempt rebel against bush despite there demographic location in Canada.
Son: "One of my BMW's broke down so I am relieving my hardships through lusting over another man while shamefully spilling my seed."
Parent: "Ok, our internet is slow today, so you should get a lube job while you wait."
Parent: "Ok, our internet is slow today, so you should get a lube job while you wait."
lube job while you wait by Dr. Kickass May 19, 2006
Puerto Rican Lube Job
A sexual act when your girlfriend or wife is on her period and you can't have intercourse. She therefore spits on her hand and jerks you off.
Micheal: You sure are in a chipper mood, did you get laid last night?
Shane: Not exactly, my girlfriend is up on blocks, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Lube job.
Shane: Not exactly, my girlfriend is up on blocks, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Lube job.
Puerto Rican Lube Job by Headhunter Rebel January 4, 2010
gastric lube job
When a chick deepthroats too aggressively, and her gag reflex causes her to unexpectedly vomit on your cock.
"My date gave me a gastric lube job the other night, in the front seat of my car. It still fucking stinks so bad, I had to take the bus to work!"
gastric lube job by D. Gould May 1, 2006
Full Service Lube Job
A blow job in which the guy cums in the girl's mouth and she then swallows it
(The guy is cleaning the 'old' fluid out of his pipes and replacing it with fresh fluid)
(The guy is cleaning the 'old' fluid out of his pipes and replacing it with fresh fluid)
Full Service Lube Job by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
chicago lube job
When multiple men share a sexual partner ( male or female) and take turns ejaculating into the partner to provide lube for the next man up.
Myself and a few of the boys picked up a cute dude near Wrigley Field and went back to his place, I went first and started the Chicago Lube Job so the other guys would have a more pleasant experience.
chicago lube job by Dirty Mikes Pirus September 20, 2020
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Pink Cloud
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos
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- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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