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Lustful Diarrhea
An uncontrollable expression of desire. Typically an unprovoked or random statement of a sexual nature that is poorly received.
1. Billy be all chillin' wit his crew scopin' Nascar, till his buddy's sister-momma smacked'em wit da knowlge dat she'd let'em take her on a Hot air balloon ride anyday". Dat lustful diarrhea broke de group like a ford hittin' a kiddy-squirrel.
2. When that bro saw that broad struttin' her sexy parts, he holla'd "damn baby, I wanna prime your pump good" quicker than a Kenyan on Powerthirst. That broad's nose curled at the stench of that lustful diarrhea.
2. When that bro saw that broad struttin' her sexy parts, he holla'd "damn baby, I wanna prime your pump good" quicker than a Kenyan on Powerthirst. That broad's nose curled at the stench of that lustful diarrhea.
Lustful Diarrhea by SPENSR von H Tweeter August 9, 2008
Related Words
Lustful
Having sexual desire.
Lustfull
lustful eyes
lustful eyes by Volleyball_player_09 November 20, 2017
lustfuck
having sex purely out of feelings of pure physical attraction with no intentions of furthering the relationship beyond said sex.
A lustful man
Every woman's enemy. He can't stop watching porn, probably watches it once every day for at least ten minutes. At least. He is not always a player, but often is. Don't marry one, don't date one, don't play one, don't be with one alone for more than .1 seconds and most especially: don't be one.
A lustful man by Jesus is Calling December 27, 2011
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