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Lshifomdjkidhadbiidinhw

Laughing so hard I fell off my dinosaur, just kidding I dont have a dinosaur but if I did I'd name him Wilburt.
Guy 1: why don't oysters give to charity ? ...... Because they're shell fish ! Guy2 : omg Lshifomdjkidhadbiidinhw :-D

LSHITHEAD 

laughing so hard im totally having extreme abdominal discomfort.
1. dude..did you see that youtube video of a chick named athena dancing to chemical brothers?! LSHITHEAD! if you haven't you need to look it up!

2. somesweetchick: so what kinda guys are you into dating?
homewreckerchick: i now ONLY DATE GUYS WITH EVOS, & GIRLFRANS =)!..LSHITHEAD!
somesweetchick: LSHITHEAD! you rule!
LSHITHEAD by cheeeks April 1, 2008

LSHIFOMDJKIDHADBIIDINIW 

Acronym for Laughed So Hard I Fell Off My Dinosaur Just Kidding I Don't Have A Dinosaur But If I Did I'd Name It Wilburt.
That's so funny I LSHIFOMDJKIDHADBIIDINIW.
laughed so hard i farted.
lshif, to be used like lol, and lmao.
lshif by twinkie deluxe, November 9, 2009

LSHIFOMDJKIDHADBIIHOINIW 

laughing so hard i fell off my dinosaur just kidding i don't have a dinosaur but if i did i'd name it wilbur/wilburt
Joy:Hey matey.i've heard a joke just now.''Blond: What does idk mean?!
Brunette: I don't know.
Blond: OMG Nobody knows...?!''
Nina:LSHIFOMDJKIDHADBIIHOINIW
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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