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LSHIPABITFBIDKWTDWM 

"laughing so hard I punched a baby in the face because I didn't know what to do with myself." Used only in extreme circumstances.
Results are in from the 2004 Presidential election: George Bush has been re-elected for his second term.

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...LSHIPABITFBIDKWTDWM!!

LSHIFABMTAMSFO 

Laughing So Hard I Fell And Broke My Taco And My Sombrero Fell Off
Friend1:Hey,wyd
Friend2: im LSHIFABMTAMSFO
Friend1: lol dude
LSHIFABMTAMSFO by Queenk16 May 29, 2016

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026