lsdap

laugh, sing, dance and play

Hey..I miss you.
Can we go lsdap soon?

*please do not mistake for a lapdance*

by alexadoresall October 18, 2006

ludaphobia

(n.) The extreme fear of Russian Ballet Warrior, Liudmila. Side effects include: Rapid weight loss, increased suicidal thoughts, chair leaping, bruises, intense body odor, over active salivary/sweat glands, adaptation of russian dialect and culture, intense hatred of pianists named steve, increased awareness of one's zipper.

*May lead to fear of mirrors and crippling injuries of hips and knees. Also, intense longing for corrective surgery may induce.

Positive Polly became distraught when Luda threw a chair at her, causing her Ludaphobia to skyrocket out of control and sending her into an epileptic frenzy. She now resides in a padded room with no reflective objects whatsoever. We now call her Fat.

by Mt. Dew Drinker February 22, 2009

LSDP

Lubeless Solitary Deep Plunge: An event involving the rapid, insensitive, single, balls deep insertion of a rock hard penis into an unprepared, unlubricated anus. The penis is then immediately withdrawn as fast as it entered so that the recipient can bask in the glory of the pain.

Your mom really enjoyed her LSDP this morning, Sport.

by Dr Fuckhead April 30, 2010

LDAPABLE

An attribute of a software, device or service that can be configured to use LDAP for authentication.

The old SAN was not LDAPABLE, but the new firmware allows it.

by RoozNetIT April 12, 2012

LudaPuns

The terrible cheap jokes that the rapper Ludacris uses in his occasional songs such as "Area Codes"

"Abominable HO-man"
"Perpendicular vehicular HO-micide"
-Various LudaPuns taken from "Area Codes"

by Chernobyl Cherry September 28, 2008

LDAP

"Little Demented Ass Pervert"

dude...james...why are you such a LDAP?

by james peng April 26, 2004

lmdapoo

Stupid retards who don't know how to spell "lmao" correctly.

LMDAPOO

by Arianna'sBF January 11, 2021