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An individual who is the lowest man on the totem pole at his job and often is requested to do manual labor.

A man who works under or for a female dominated office; this man may have a normal position but is often requested to carry things or move boxes because he is a man. Often low men are persuaded to do work based on mass approval of the women of the office.

A low man is an interchangeable/non-descript man and often his boss will confuse his names with the names of other low men.

Lowman are typically ranked be seniority with the lowest man known as “Super Duper Low.”

Low men often get paid just enough so they don’t quit and are promised a hypothetical future of promotions that never come.

Low men often refer to each other in the friendly term “low man” or simply “low” as they have an unspoken code and are a part of the fraternal brotherhood.
Sir: “Where’s low man? Hey Lowman, where you been?

Lowman: Sorry sir, I was just changing the water at the water cooler.
What’s that? You need me to carry your brief case to your car?
No problem, can I……..

Sir: Hurry up; I need you to run an errand for me before you go home.

Senior Man (formerly a low man): Damn that low man is getting fucked.
Low man by Motha Fuckin Low March 17, 2009
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low man on the totem pole 

Lowest person in the pecking order at work.
Bob's entry level job makes him low man on the totem pole.

low-rent man cave 

The area in your house that your wife allows you to hang out with your friends, listen to music, drink, smoke and generally cut-up and be loud and obnoxious. Usually the garage.
On Saturday nights my buds and I meet over at Walkers low-rent man cave, his converted tool shed, to smoke, drink, laugh and raise hell amongst the lawn mower, weed eater and yard implements. We listen to a football game or find a bluegrass station on his parents 1971 Magnavox AM/FM/Clock Radio using a straightened clothes hanger as an antenna. All of the furniture is from yard sales or picked up off the side of the road.
low-rent man cave by bullet88 October 2, 2010

man on the down low 

1)Heterosexual man who engages in anal sex with other men. 2)Married man who sleeps with men, with out any one knowing.
3)Prisoner who needs a pick-me-up.
4)A self identifying yet closeted homosexual.
Mary and John were happily married with three kids, John had many business trips he had to go on so he was not at home often. John's "business" trips included long nights in hotels with strange men involving sexual encounters. Years later Mary found out she was HIV positive and couldn't figure out why. John was a man on the down low.

DMX has sex with men but know one knows about it. He is a man on the down low.
man on the down low by Arlesh June 28, 2008

low five an orange man 

Like a high five but with your foot. Between you and a man with orange hair.
Why would I want to high five a pretty girl when I can low five an orange man with matching slippers in the comfort of my own home?

low mane 

Pubic hair
Damn! I opened her panties and saw she had a low mane as thick as a red panda's tail.
low mane by kingrmj April 1, 2017

HANG LOW-MANS 

Breasts that are hanging very low..
Holy Crap! Do you see that lady over there not wearing a bra with those hang low-mans?
HANG LOW-MANS by Mister Maples January 6, 2012
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