plate shift

Losing your mind momentarily.

In the middle of a sentence you forget what you were saying and experience plate shift.

by Sandi68 April 14, 2006

fresh skWeez'd

An insightful look into the life and accessories of soccer moms as portrayed on the talented website bearing the same name.

That new coach handbag on Kay is fresh skWeez'd.

by Sandi68 April 14, 2006

empty set

1.The empty set is not the same thing as nothing; it is a set with nothing inside it. It's a mathmatical term.
2. The head of a stupid person.

Kevin is such an empty set. He's got nothing going on upstairs.

by Sandi68 April 14, 2006

one card short of a deck

Kinda nutty. A little crazy. Genetically speaking, simple.

Dick Cheney is one card short of a deck.

by Sandi68 April 14, 2006

lunasick

The crazy people who show up in ER's during the full moon. Sort of a lunatic but with medical problems.

The ER is jammed with lunasicks tonight!

by Sandi68 April 14, 2006

Dominic the Donkey

1. Christmas holiday song about a small donkey named Dominic sung with a heavy Italian accent. Sounds alot like Dominique the donkey.
2. Means fat, ugly and stupid.

The family court judge didn't think it was funny when my son told him we sang "Dominic the donkey" around Christmas. Okay, so my ex husband had married a girl named Dominique! I don't know what everyone was so sensitive about anyways!

by Sandi68 April 14, 2006

celestial care unit

When you die after being in the hospital.

Mr Jones was transferred today to the celestial care unit.

by Sandi68 April 14, 2006