Definitions by Sandi68

Dominic the Donkey 

1. Christmas holiday song about a small donkey named Dominic sung with a heavy Italian accent. Sounds alot like Dominique the donkey.
2. Means fat, ugly and stupid.

The family court judge didn't think it was funny when my son told him we sang "Dominic the donkey" around Christmas. Okay, so my ex husband had married a girl named Dominique! I don't know what everyone was so sensitive about anyways!

Dominic the Donkey by Sandi68 June 22, 2006

swirling the drain 

Used in the medical field to describe the period of time before someone dies.

The patient in 537 has been swirling the drain all day.

swirling the drain by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

plate shift

Losing your mind momentarily.

In the middle of a sentence you forget what you were saying and experience plate shift.

plate shift by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

shallow end of the gene pool 

Used to describe simple (stupid) people who might be missing a few vital genetic components.

In-bred Betty Sue came from the shallow end of the gene pool.

shallow end of the gene pool by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

low man on the totem pole 

Lowest person in the pecking order at work.

Bob's entry level job makes him low man on the totem pole.

low man on the totem pole by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

step monster 

A step mother who is vicious and mean.

My step monster wont let me do what I want.

step monster by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

slow on the uptake 

Used to describe someone who is simple, slow, retarded or lacking intelligence.

My ex husband and his new wife are a little slow on the uptake.

slow on the uptake by Sandi68 April 28, 2006