Dominic the Donkey

1. Christmas holiday song about a small donkey named Dominic sung with a heavy Italian accent. Sounds alot like Dominique the donkey.
2. Means fat, ugly and stupid.

The family court judge didn't think it was funny when my son told him we sang "Dominic the donkey" around Christmas. Okay, so my ex husband had married a girl named Dominique! I don't know what everyone was so sensitive about anyways!

by Sandi68 April 14, 2006

celestial care unit

When you die after being in the hospital.

Mr Jones was transferred today to the celestial care unit.

by Sandi68 April 14, 2006

fresh skWeez'd

An insightful look into the life and accessories of soccer moms as portrayed on the talented website bearing the same name.

That new coach handbag on Kay is fresh skWeez'd.

by Sandi68 April 14, 2006

empty set

1.The empty set is not the same thing as nothing; it is a set with nothing inside it. It's a mathmatical term.
2. The head of a stupid person.

Kevin is such an empty set. He's got nothing going on upstairs.

by Sandi68 April 14, 2006

double dog dare

To up the anty when trying to get someone to do something. Not as much as triple dog dare.

I emailed Kristyn and gave her a double dog dare to beat my many entries on urban dictionary!! I dont think she could do it!!!

by Sandi68 April 14, 2006

low man on the totem pole

Lowest person in the pecking order at work.

Bob's entry level job makes him low man on the totem pole.

by Sandi68 April 14, 2006

two fries short of a happy meal

A little slow on the uptake. One who is almost smart but yet, not quite.
Crazy or stupid.
One who takes a great nation and deep sixes it into oblivion.

The current president George W. is two fries short of a happy meal! Seriously!!

by Sandi68 April 14, 2006