Sandi68's definitions

swirling the drain

Used in the medical field to describe the period of time before someone dies.

The patient in 537 has been swirling the drain all day.

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

plate shift

Losing your mind momentarily.

In the middle of a sentence you forget what you were saying and experience plate shift.

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

shallow end of the gene pool

Used to describe simple (stupid) people who might be missing a few vital genetic components.

In-bred Betty Sue came from the shallow end of the gene pool.

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

low man on the totem pole

Lowest person in the pecking order at work.

Bob's entry level job makes him low man on the totem pole.

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

Dominic the Donkey

1. Christmas holiday song about a small donkey named Dominic sung with a heavy Italian accent. Sounds alot like Dominique the donkey.
2. Means fat, ugly and stupid.

The family court judge didn't think it was funny when my son told him we sang "Dominic the donkey" around Christmas. Okay, so my ex husband had married a girl named Dominique! I don't know what everyone was so sensitive about anyways!

by Sandi68 June 22, 2006

step monster

A step mother who is vicious and mean.

My step monster wont let me do what I want.

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

slow on the uptake

Used to describe someone who is simple, slow, retarded or lacking intelligence.

My ex husband and his new wife are a little slow on the uptake.

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006