16 definitions by Sandi68

fresh skWeez'd

An insightful look into the life and accessories of soccer moms as portrayed on the talented website bearing the same name.

That new coach handbag on Kay is fresh skWeez'd.

by Sandi68 April 14, 2006

low man on the totem pole

Lowest person in the pecking order at work.

Bob's entry level job makes him low man on the totem pole.

by Sandi68 April 14, 2006

swirling the drain

Used in the medical field to describe the period of time before someone dies.

The patient in 537 has been swirling the drain all day.

by Sandi68 April 13, 2006

two fries short of a happy meal

A little slow on the uptake. One who is almost smart but yet, not quite.
Crazy or stupid.
One who takes a great nation and deep sixes it into oblivion.

The current president George W. is two fries short of a happy meal! Seriously!!

by Sandi68 April 14, 2006

slow on the uptake

Used to describe someone who is simple, slow, retarded or lacking intelligence.

My ex husband and his new wife are a little slow on the uptake.

by Sandi68 April 14, 2006

underling

Assistants to the big cheese in the office.

The underling's job is to fetch my coffee in the morning.

by Sandi68 April 14, 2006

Dominic the Donkey

1. Christmas holiday song about a small donkey named Dominic sung with a heavy Italian accent. Sounds alot like Dominique the donkey.
2. Means fat, ugly and stupid.

The family court judge didn't think it was funny when my son told him we sang "Dominic the donkey" around Christmas. Okay, so my ex husband had married a girl named Dominique! I don't know what everyone was so sensitive about anyways!

by Sandi68 April 14, 2006