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Love you long time 

The standard instagram caption for a basic bitch birthday. Often used when the captioner secretly hates the person they are celebrating.
"What was Becky's caption for my birthday post?"
"'Happy Birthday to this girl. You're literally the worst person I've ever met and we fight all the time, I couldn't live without you tho. Love you long time!'"
"I always knew I hated that bitch"
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Love You Long Time 

Boy 1: zomggg i want the wolf shirtt!!!

Girl 2: omfgggg he spoke to my face i love love you long time.
Love You Long Time by a. asylummn February 21, 2009

love you long time for $5 

is wat a chinese prositute says when shes wants you you to fuck her for money

me love you long time

USED BY
1. hookers to offer their services

2. ignorant jackasses as a slack way to say "I love you"

3. ordinary people making references. most users think they are referencing South Park or Family Guy, but actually both of those were referencing Full Metal Jacket(#8 movie of all time according to sanyosuru). A hooker uses this phrase becuase her English is bad, and all she can say is "Sucky-sucky, 5 dollar. Me love you long time. Too long time." South Park has Eric as Vietnamese hooker, exactly as in the original. In Family Guy, Peter says this because it is the only English he thinks the Japanese baseball player will understand, and he can`t afford to pay for him.
1. hooker:me love you long time

2. ignorant jackass: me love you long time

3. synDicate: dude, did you see that episode where Peter is like "Me love you long time" that was great! They are so original.
me: no, that was a reference to full metal jacket

me love you long time

Slang phrase used by workers in the sex trade meaning that they are willing to spend the entire evening and night (dancing, dining or actually sleeping) with a "guest"; as opposed to "short-time" -- usually two hours or less of only sexual activities, after which the paid companion usually returns to work.
"Hey big, strong, handsome man! Me like you; you very handsome. Me love you long time. You like? We go, O.K.?"

me love you long time

asian porn- porn with a whole bunch of asian whores
me love you long time #5 is such a great movie

me love you long time

What Evil Tim says to coxey and vice versa
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