love spud

a slang term for a testicle.

That stupid bitch kneed me in the love spuds.

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

love spuds

Term popularised by Craig Charles in Red Dwarf and voice overs for Challenge TV version of Takeshi's Castle. Slang for testicles, see nads, bollocks, happy sacks, balls.

"What a great shot, right in the happy sacks"

by Chico! August 07, 2004

Love Spuds

A slang term used for a man's testicles, specifically a man hailing from either Idaho or Ireland

That guy grabbed my ass, so I kicked him in his love spuds, stupid pig!

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Love Spuds

Bollocks

Hey bitch come and empty my love spuds.

by Scoobytaxi March 08, 2009

Draining The Love Spuds

Masturbation

I got so bored at home today, I just sat draining the love spuds.

by ThaPlayah April 09, 2009