love spud 

a slang term for a testicle.

That stupid bitch kneed me in the love spuds.

love spud by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

love spuds 

Term popularised by Craig Charles in Red Dwarf and voice overs for Challenge TV version of Takeshi's Castle. Slang for testicles, see nads, bollocks, happy sacks, balls.

"What a great shot, right in the happy sacks"

love spuds by Chico! August 7, 2004

Love Spuds 

A slang term used for a man's testicles, specifically a man hailing from either Idaho or Ireland

That guy grabbed my ass, so I kicked him in his love spuds, stupid pig!

Love Spuds by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Draining The Love Spuds

Masturbation

I got so bored at home today, I just sat draining the love spuds.

Draining The Love Spuds by ThaPlayah April 9, 2009

Love Spuds 

Bollocks

Hey bitch come and empty my love spuds.

Love Spuds by Scoobytaxi March 8, 2009

lovespuds 

Another slang word for Testicles.

'ey up love, care to have a go at me lovespuds

lovespuds by TheMayorOfBristol April 13, 2005

Lovespud 

Affectionate term for your partner

Hello my little lovespud

Lovespud by Whippett December 7, 2010