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white supremacist

A skinny little white guy with a overblown inferiority complex who for some strange reason known only to psychology experts thinks the Caucasian race is superior to every other. Being on average of a height between 5"7 and 5"9, and weighing in at around 145-160lb these dumb fucks will gladly (and foolishly) take on any 6"2" Islander one on one, only to end up in the ER within 15 minutes pissing blood from every orifice.
Those white supremacists are dumbasses! They go on about how the white race is both physically and intellectually superior to every other, then they take on some black guy twice their size and prove otherwise.
by johnnylongprong April 4, 2009
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plate of porridge

The aftermath of an extensive sodomy session when the anus becomes so loose it's like having sex with a bowl of porridge.
Ah, ah I'm a plate of porridge
by johnnylongprong January 16, 2011
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Snap off a pig biscuit

To defecate, do poos.
I'm just off to the john to snap off a pig biscuit.
by johnnylongprong January 14, 2009
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eco-mentalist

An intellectually misguided, rationally challenged neo-hippie member of the pseudo-environmental division of the loony left, dedicated to the advancement of radical socio-economic policies such as cultural Marxism, political correctness, and other post-Communist forms of state-enforced social equality, using of course the supposed frail state of the planet to forward their agenda using scare-mongering tactics and/or dramatized and falsified information.
I once told a eco-mentalist from Greenpeace that trees absorb carbon dioxide from the atmosphere and convert it to oxygen, and she said, "No!" What a Muppet.
by johnnylongprong December 28, 2009
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prick tickler

Yet another slang term for a homosexual.
Elton John could be regarded as a promiscuous prick tickler.
by johnnylongprong April 29, 2009
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Whore Bore

What? One grand to slip my tocker into your whore bore? You can go get fucked...by someone else, I should add.
by johnnylongprong March 2, 2009
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Kingston Cabbage

Wanna go behind the principal's office to smoke some Kingston Cabbage?
by johnnylongprong January 24, 2009
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