johnnylongprong's definitions

Nationalism

An extremely dangerous philosophy exploited by misfit individuals with severe inferiority complexes to compensate for their shriveled-up genitalia. Currently competing with organized religion in the race to spread intolerance and progressively destroy the world.

Screw nationalism, all it does it stir shit and start wars.

by johnnylongprong April 3, 2009

painting the town in peas and carrots

to drunkenly vomit in public.

Afterwards we'll have a few beers, then we'll be painting the town in peas and carrots.

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

AIDS

Short for Alcohol Induced Dizzy Spells

"So I'm up to my 10th beer...oh, and by the way, did I tell you I've got AIDS?"

"What the f..."

"Yeah, Alcohol Induced Dizzy Spells"

by johnnylongprong April 6, 2009

plod squad

A group of police officers, or the police in general.

One time I robbed a convenience store and the bastards got the plod squad onto me.

by johnnylongprong January 24, 2009

acca dacca

an affectionate term for the Australian hard rock band, AC/DC.

Acca Dacca is the greatest Aussie band of all time, no doubt about it.

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

Turtlehead syndrome

When a fat man acquires so much fat around his groin his willy retracts inward to the point that only his bell-end is poking out.

Turtlehead syndrome is one of the most dreaded symptoms of morbid obesity in men.

by johnnylongprong March 3, 2009

dudley

A mentally deficient person.

Look at that guy. He looks like a bit of a dudley.

by johnnylongprong October 28, 2011