johnnylongprong's definitions

AIDS

Short for Alcohol Induced Dizzy Spells

"So I'm up to my 10th beer...oh, and by the way, did I tell you I've got AIDS?"

"What the f..."

"Yeah, Alcohol Induced Dizzy Spells"

by johnnylongprong April 6, 2009

plod squad

A group of police officers, or the police in general.

One time I robbed a convenience store and the bastards got the plod squad onto me.

by johnnylongprong January 24, 2009

painting the town in peas and carrots

to drunkenly vomit in public.

Afterwards we'll have a few beers, then we'll be painting the town in peas and carrots.

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

prick tickler

Yet another slang term for a homosexual.

Elton John could be regarded as a promiscuous prick tickler.

by johnnylongprong April 29, 2009

trekkie

A trekkie is a super nerd whose definition of a life is watching star trek all day and collecting star trek memorabilia. Lost their 'virginity' to a well-lubed sunglasses case lined with crab meat and plastic wrapping foil stuck between the bed and the mattress, with a facial photo of their favorite female character stuck to the pillow. Either that or their hand. First time they saw a chick's box was in a Penthouse magazine.

The documentary 'Trekkies' has countless examples of what makes a trekkie.

by johnnylongprong March 7, 2009

Whore Bore

A prostitutes vagina.

What? One grand to slip my tocker into your whore bore? You can go get fucked...by someone else, I should add.

by johnnylongprong March 2, 2009

Kingston Cabbage

Marijuana.

Wanna go behind the principal's office to smoke some Kingston Cabbage?

by johnnylongprong January 24, 2009