johnnylongprong's definitions

face anus

The mouth of a compulsive liar, as to imply that nothing but shit comes out of it.

Shut your face anus, Bob.

by johnnylongprong September 15, 2012

going for gold

A session of sexual intercourse where one or both parties are performing flat out.

Last night I was going for gold with that chick I hooked up with the other night.

by johnnylongprong January 11, 2012

anniversary of my uterus eviction

What you'd say when describing your birthday.

Next week will be the 30th anniversary of my uterus eviction.

by johnnylongprong October 30, 2011

dudley

A mentally deficient person.

Look at that guy. He looks like a bit of a dudley.

by johnnylongprong October 28, 2011

plate of porridge

The aftermath of an extensive sodomy session when the anus becomes so loose it's like having sex with a bowl of porridge.

Ah, ah I'm a plate of porridge

by johnnylongprong January 16, 2011

hitler blonde

A very light blonde hair color, somewhat whitish. Implies an ideal trait possessed by the so-called 'Aryan' race.

My hair might be dark, but as a kid it was hitler blonde.

by johnnylongprong April 5, 2010

Stiffy Pills

Another term for viagra

Oi, Mavis, you dirty ol' slapper, where's me stiffy pills?

by johnnylongprong March 30, 2010