johnnylongprong's definitions

painting the town in peas and carrots

to drunkenly vomit in public.

Afterwards we'll have a few beers, then we'll be painting the town in peas and carrots.

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

plod squad

A group of police officers, or the police in general.

One time I robbed a convenience store and the bastards got the plod squad onto me.

by johnnylongprong January 24, 2009

AIDS

Short for Alcohol Induced Dizzy Spells

"So I'm up to my 10th beer...oh, and by the way, did I tell you I've got AIDS?"

"What the f..."

"Yeah, Alcohol Induced Dizzy Spells"

by johnnylongprong April 6, 2009

going for gold

A session of sexual intercourse where one or both parties are performing flat out.

Last night I was going for gold with that chick I hooked up with the other night.

by johnnylongprong January 11, 2012

mud spud

a turd, a piece of shit.

I made a dash to the little boys' room to punch out a mud spud.

by johnnylongprong January 15, 2009

Nationalism

An extremely dangerous philosophy exploited by misfit individuals with severe inferiority complexes to compensate for their shriveled-up genitalia. Currently competing with organized religion in the race to spread intolerance and progressively destroy the world.

Screw nationalism, all it does it stir shit and start wars.

by johnnylongprong April 3, 2009

white supremacist

A skinny little white guy with a overblown inferiority complex who for some strange reason known only to psychology experts thinks the Caucasian race is superior to every other. Being on average of a height between 5"7 and 5"9, and weighing in at around 145-160lb these dumb fucks will gladly (and foolishly) take on any 6"2" Islander one on one, only to end up in the ER within 15 minutes pissing blood from every orifice.

Those white supremacists are dumbasses! They go on about how the white race is both physically and intellectually superior to every other, then they take on some black guy twice their size and prove otherwise.

by johnnylongprong April 4, 2009