37 definitions by johnnylongprong

white supremacist

A skinny little white guy with a overblown inferiority complex who for some strange reason known only to psychology experts thinks the Caucasian race is superior to every other. Being on average of a height between 5"7 and 5"9, and weighing in at around 145-160lb these dumb fucks will gladly (and foolishly) take on any 6"2" Islander one on one, only to end up in the ER within 15 minutes pissing blood from every orifice.

Those white supremacists are dumbasses! They go on about how the white race is both physically and intellectually superior to every other, then they take on some black guy twice their size and prove otherwise.

by johnnylongprong April 5, 2009

Turtlehead syndrome

When a fat man acquires so much fat around his groin his willy retracts inward to the point that only his bell-end is poking out.

Turtlehead syndrome is one of the most dreaded symptoms of morbid obesity in men.

by johnnylongprong March 3, 2009

mr. gribbler

a slang word for penis, also known as mr. gribbly.

Oi, Ladies! You wanna shake hands with Mr. Gribbler?

by johnnylongprong January 27, 2009

chuck bucket

A bucket that's used to vomit into.

Oh man, I'm gonna be sick, someone get me the chuck bucket quick.

by johnnylongprong March 1, 2009

See a star about a twinkle

to urinate, go wee wees.

I'm off to the dunny to see a star about a twinkle.

by johnnylongprong January 15, 2009

acca dacca

an affectionate term for the Australian hard rock band, AC/DC.

Acca Dacca is the greatest Aussie band of all time, no doubt about it.

by johnnylongprong January 27, 2009

slug tugger

A chronic masturbator.

George Michael is the world's most infamous slug tugger.

by johnnylongprong January 27, 2009