A skinny little white guy with a overblown inferiority complex who for some strange reason known only to psychology experts thinks the Caucasian race is superior to every other. Being on average of a height between 5"7 and 5"9, and weighing in at around 145-160lb these dumb fucks will gladly (and foolishly) take on any 6"2" Islander one on one, only to end up in the ER within 15 minutes pissing blood from every orifice.
Those white supremacists are dumbasses! They go on about how the white race is both physically and intellectually superior to every other, then they take on some black guy twice their size and prove otherwise.
by johnnylongprong April 04, 2009
What? One grand to slip my tocker into your whore bore? You can go get fucked...by someone else, I should add.
by johnnylongprong March 02, 2009
A trekkie is a super nerd whose definition of a life is watching star trek all day and collecting star trek memorabilia. Lost their 'virginity' to a well-lubed sunglasses case lined with crab meat and plastic wrapping foil stuck between the bed and the mattress, with a facial photo of their favorite female character stuck to the pillow. Either that or their hand. First time they saw a chick's box was in a Penthouse magazine.
by johnnylongprong March 07, 2009
by johnnylongprong January 24, 2009
the best bit about rooting pregnant women is when you're shakin' hands with the baby and get a hand job at the same time.
by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009
When a fat man acquires so much fat around his groin his willy retracts inward to the point that only his bell-end is poking out.
by johnnylongprong March 03, 2009
by johnnylongprong October 28, 2011