dudley

A mentally deficient person.

Look at that guy. He looks like a bit of a dudley.

by johnnylongprong October 28, 2011

Turtlehead syndrome

When a fat man acquires so much fat around his groin his willy retracts inward to the point that only his bell-end is poking out.

Turtlehead syndrome is one of the most dreaded symptoms of morbid obesity in men.

by johnnylongprong March 03, 2009

shakin' hands with the baby

having sex with a pregnant woman.

the best bit about rooting pregnant women is when you're shakin' hands with the baby and get a hand job at the same time.

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

acca dacca

an affectionate term for the Australian hard rock band, AC/DC.

Acca Dacca is the greatest Aussie band of all time, no doubt about it.

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

bum spud

a turd.

I looked in the toilet, and sure enough, someone dropped off a bum spud without flushing.

by johnnylongprong January 14, 2009

mr. gribbler

a slang word for penis, also known as mr. gribbly.

Oi, Ladies! You wanna shake hands with Mr. Gribbler?

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

slug tugger

A chronic masturbator.

George Michael is the world's most infamous slug tugger.

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009