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love cheese

the hard cum and other materials gather around the japs eye of the tallywacker and hardens to form a disgusting, crusty deposit
dude i had to go to the doctors today to get that piece of love cheese removed cuz it was starting to gimme a rash
love cheese by jackman November 5, 2005

i love cheese alot 

Basically telling someone that you ARE cheese
Do you like cheese? I want to merry cheese i love cheese alot.

i love cheese 

if you use this phrase you are a whore, a bad ass bitch and are extremely psychotic cunt
“you know what, i love cheese!” kellie said to her friends.

Love Peace Skeet Cheese 

possibly one of the greatest motto's in history, is a sentence wanting to say peace out or later coined by popular youtuber Timothy Delaghetto
person 1: peace out!
person 2: Love peace skeet cheese

lovecheese 

Lumps of sweat and dead skin that accumulate under the breasts of a woman, a lot like male smegma.
She never washes, therefore she now has tons of lovecheese under her breasts!
lovecheese by Pik October 29, 2006

lovecheese 

the lump of hard semen that gathers if let to sit for too long on any surface
awww man he tried to make me eat his lovecheese
lovecheese by cheese lover March 26, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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