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Lotioning 

“Bro I was lotioning a sweet one earlier”
“You’re always on call trying to lotion tings....”
Lotioning by Trinzico March 13, 2021

Lotionize 

When someone's hands are dry they need to moisturize them by using lotion
"You need to lotionize your hands."
Lotionize by Bobolink bubbaloo March 9, 2017

Lotionate 

Man, my hands are dry. I need to lotionate.
Lotionate by Jared Vinzant December 16, 2006

Speed lotioning 

The act of putting on lotion while driving down the road. Therefore, as quickly as possible and switching hands on the steeringwheel, you are lotioning at a very high rate of speed to keep from crashing into oncoming traffic.
Holly found herself Speed lotioning' on the way to work because she was already running late.
Speed lotioning by 12guage77 December 16, 2009

lotioning 

The act of putting a large amount of lotion in your hand and randomly walking up to someone, smothering it all over their face, and running away as fast as you can so you dont get your ass whooped.
-Nadia lotioned Hasan and Shehzad SO bad.

-Shehzad and Hasan tried lotioning Nadia back, but were unsuccessful at 99.9% of their attempts.

-Nadia's the best lotioner ever.
lotioning by lotioningmaster August 28, 2009

Lotionized 

Someone or something that is covered in lotion and completely moisturized.
"No Mom I can't answer the door, I just lotionized my hands."