lotionise

the act of lathering your body in lotion

after exiting the shower i proceed to lotionise

by Rachael Phillips February 8, 2008

Lotioning

To put in graft

“Bro I was lotioning a sweet one earlier”
“You’re always on call trying to lotion tings....”

by Trinzico March 13, 2021

Lotionize

When someone's hands are dry they need to moisturize them by using lotion

"You need to lotionize your hands."

by Bobolink bubbaloo March 9, 2017

Lotionate

The act of putting on lotion

Man, my hands are dry. I need to lotionate.

by Jared Vinzant December 16, 2006

Speed lotioning

The act of putting on lotion while driving down the road. Therefore, as quickly as possible and switching hands on the steeringwheel, you are lotioning at a very high rate of speed to keep from crashing into oncoming traffic.

Holly found herself Speed lotioning' on the way to work because she was already running late.

by 12guage77 December 16, 2009

lotioning

The act of putting a large amount of lotion in your hand and randomly walking up to someone, smothering it all over their face, and running away as fast as you can so you dont get your ass whooped.

-Nadia lotioned Hasan and Shehzad SO bad.

-Shehzad and Hasan tried lotioning Nadia back, but were unsuccessful at 99.9% of their attempts.

-Nadia's the best lotioner ever.

by lotioningmaster August 28, 2009

Lotionized

Someone or something that is covered in lotion and completely moisturized.

"No Mom I can't answer the door, I just lotionized my hands."

by Alanna McDonald May 19, 2008