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Lotionized 

when your body produces lotion
my body is lotionized like a babys ass
Lotionized by Lotion26 September 19, 2023

Lotionize 

When someone's hands are dry they need to moisturize them by using lotion
"You need to lotionize your hands."
Lotionize by Bobolink bubbaloo March 9, 2017

lionized 

To worship a celebrity as a God.

This word can be found scrawled onto Sam Endicott's (of The Bravery) knuckles.
Over time, The Spice Girls somewhat unfortunately became lionized. Thankfully those who did this finally woke up and plunged The Spice Girls into a pit of global hatred. Justice has been served.
lionized by mrpotatohead June 9, 2005

Lotionizing 

A term created in the true north, by female students at a tech school, used to describe the application of a body lotion or creme.
Katie, when you are done lotionizing, would you want to watch a movie?
Lotionizing by Morgan January 23, 2005

Lotionated 

A term used to describe the feeling after putting lotion on ones skin
My hands feel lotionated after puting on some lotion.
Lotionated by RAHJAGGY February 28, 2023

Lotionize 

The act of rubbing sexual body fluids into your hands due to lack of a better place to whipe off or clean off.
Bro 1 - " Yo bro! " - goes in for handshake -
Bro 2 - " .. Oh hey man yo let me lotionize real quick .. "
Lotionize by sarzzzOD April 6, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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