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Lotionize 

The act of rubbing sexual body fluids into your hands due to lack of a better place to whipe off or clean off.
Bro 1 - " Yo bro! " - goes in for handshake -
Bro 2 - " .. Oh hey man yo let me lotionize real quick .. "
Lotionize by sarzzzOD April 6, 2011

lotionize 

the act of putting lotion on one's "privates" (FC) once they shave it.
lotionize by poo licker October 2, 2003

lotionize 

the act of putting lotion on.
I'm about to lotionize the crap out of my legs.
lotionize by courtski February 2, 2015

Lotionize 

A shorter term for “putting lotion on”
“When my hands get dry, I lotionize my hands!”
Lotionize by anonymous March 1, 2021

Lotionize 

To apply lotion to your lower extremities
Jake woke up and moisturized his face and lotionized his legs and feet.

Lotioning 

“Bro I was lotioning a sweet one earlier”
“You’re always on call trying to lotion tings....”
Lotioning by Trinzico March 13, 2021
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