Skip to main content

Lotionize 

When someone's hands are dry they need to moisturize them by using lotion
"You need to lotionize your hands."
Lotionize by Bobolink bubbaloo March 9, 2017
Urban Dictionary Merch

Lotionize 

The act of rubbing sexual body fluids into your hands due to lack of a better place to whipe off or clean off.
Bro 1 - " Yo bro! " - goes in for handshake -
Bro 2 - " .. Oh hey man yo let me lotionize real quick .. "
Lotionize by sarzzzOD April 6, 2011

lotionize 

the act of putting lotion on one's "privates" (FC) once they shave it.
lotionize by poo licker October 2, 2003

lotionize 

the act of putting lotion on.
I'm about to lotionize the crap out of my legs.
lotionize by courtski February 2, 2015

Lotionize 

A shorter term for “putting lotion on”
“When my hands get dry, I lotionize my hands!”
Lotionize by anonymous March 1, 2021

Lotionize 

To apply lotion to your lower extremities
Jake woke up and moisturized his face and lotionized his legs and feet.

Lotioning 

“Bro I was lotioning a sweet one earlier”
“You’re always on call trying to lotion tings....”
Lotioning by Trinzico March 13, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Next