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Lotionize

When someone's hands are dry they need to moisturize them by using lotion
"You need to lotionize your hands."
by Bobolink bubbaloo March 9, 2017
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Lotionize

The act of rubbing sexual body fluids into your hands due to lack of a better place to whipe off or clean off.
Bro 1 - " Yo bro! " - goes in for handshake -
Bro 2 - " .. Oh hey man yo let me lotionize real quick .. "
by sarzzzOD April 6, 2011
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lotionize

the act of putting lotion on one's "privates" (FC) once they shave it.
by poo licker October 2, 2003
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lotionize

I'm about to lotionize the crap out of my legs.
by courtski February 2, 2015
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Lotionize

A shorter term for “putting lotion on”
“When my hands get dry, I lotionize my hands!”
by anonymous March 1, 2021
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Lotionize

To apply lotion to your lower extremities
Jake woke up and moisturized his face and lotionized his legs and feet.
by Marcus Poindexter July 30, 2021
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Lotioning

“Bro I was lotioning a sweet one earlier”
“You’re always on call trying to lotion tings....”
by Trinzico March 13, 2021
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