Lotionless 

Adjective (derogatory)
Derived from motionless (slang).
Made to roll off the tongue when referring to someone as motionless (broke) and bitchless.
No lotion is a common expression used among hip and trendy youngsters to describe someone with ZERO maidens.

The logic behind "Lotion"/ "Lotionless" is that you use lotion to lubricate yourself when instantly gratifying your virgin needs. There was something else I was supposed to specify but this will do.

"He's got no motion, no Lotion."
"He looks Lotionless"
"Ew he's got no lotion, big L"
"They have zero lotion just like their motion"

Lotionless by IAmNoOneEeeeE May 18, 2024

Motionless in White 

Motionless in White are a gothic metal band from Scranton, Pennsylvania. The band was formed in 2005 by Chris Motionless, Frank Palumbo, Angelo Parente, & TJ Bell.

Lineup as of February 2016:

Chris "Motionless" Cerulli - Vocals
Ricky "Horror" Olson - Rythym Guitar
Ryan Sitkowski - Lead Guitar
Devin "Ghost" Sola - Bass
Vinny Mauro - Touring Drummer

Motionless in White have 3 studio albums - Creatures, Infamous & Reincarnate. Their fourth album is in progress.

Some Popular MIW Songs:

Immaculate Misconception

Creatures
Devil's Night
America
Reincarnate
Break The Cycle

Motionless in White are the best band ever! Their live shows are amazing!

Motionless in White by BandAddict77 August 23, 2016

chris motionless 

Chris Motionless (Chris Cerulli) is the vocalist for the metalcore band Motionless In White. He is also the sexiest man alive. Has many tattoos and 3 lip piercings and fabulous hair and amazing abs and just gorgeous overall. He is also one of the song writers for his band. Their lyrics are perfect and beautiful and I love all their songs. Chris' voice is one of the best I've ever heard and Motionless In White is definitely a life saving/changing band. I couldn't thank them enough for just existing.

Me: You know the band Motionless In White?
Friend: Yeah they're great. Chris Motionless is amazing.

chris motionless by A Band Whore November 11, 2013

Motionless in White 

A gothic metal band formed in 2005 in Scranton, Pennsylvania. Their line-up as of 2012 is:

Chris - Vocals
Angelo - Drums
Ricky - Guitar
Balz - Keyboards
Ryan - Guitar
Ghost - Bass

Motionless in White will be at Vans Warped Tour 2012.

Motionless in White by Ms.Mansfield. November 7, 2012

Chris Motionless 

Chris motionless is the vocalist for the metal band motionless in white . Chris motionless was born on October, 17. 1986 . His real name is Christopher Thomas Cerulli and he was born in Scranton, Pennsylvania. He formed motionless in white in 2005 . One of the bands most popular songs are reincarnate , puppets trilogy and his song with Ash Costello of New Year's Day , " angel eyes" .

Fan #1. ; woah , dude did you got to the motionless in white concert last night ? Chris motionless's screaming was rad .

Fan #2 .; nah man , that dude is scary .

Chris Motionless by MeowganDrew June 26, 2016

Motionless In White 

Motionless in white is an American gothic metalcore band that was formed in Scranton Pennsylvania. The current members are Christopher Thomas ¨Motionless” Cerulli. (Chris Motionless, vocals) Richard Allen ¨Horror” Olson III (Ricky Horror, rhythm guitar), Joshua Joseph Balz (Balz or Josh Balz, Keyboard) Ryan Sitkowski (Lead guitar) ,Devin ¨Ghost” Sola (Bassist) and Vinny Mauro (Drums). Chris is now the only original remaining member, Angelo (co-founder, drummer), left in early 2013, due to physical and mental health issues. Short after a new drummer was hired, Brandon Richter. He was a member of the band until 2014, when he stated that he will sadly no longer be apart of the band and that he will not go into great detail why.

Motionless in white put on an amazing performance

Motionless In White by jennxhorror March 10, 2016

notionless 

Free translation from the Brazilian Portuguese "sem-noção". 1. Describes a person or situation logic and/or morally deprived. 2. Clueless.

The party was totally notionless! People were dancing naked on the dining table.

He's so notionless that he thought KY was massage lotion.

notionless by reperin April 11, 2008