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NBA Lottery
The practice of a cleat chaser having sex with NBA players with the intention of getting pregnant, possibly to get wifed-up, but at the least to hit up the player for child support, which she will use to support her own lifestyle, rather than the kid's.
Kelli has been smashed by everyone on the Lakers and half the Clippers. She must be tryna hit the NBA Lottery.
NBA Lottery by Bokolis August 25, 2013
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lother • luther • lottery • lothario • Lutheran • Lather • Lothar • lathered • Lathered Up • Lather Effect
coinstar lottery
The subsequent elation and unfettered spending garnered by the newfound wealth one acquired by dragging an overfilled change jar down to the local Coinstar machine.
After paying bills and buying gas, Drew was feeling broke until he won the Coinstar Lottery.
Bo was buying rounds of drinks like he won the Coinstar lottery.
Melissa's 'night in' changed to her 'night out' after she won the Coinstar lottery.
Bo was buying rounds of drinks like he won the Coinstar lottery.
Melissa's 'night in' changed to her 'night out' after she won the Coinstar lottery.
coinstar lottery by thePhatMan July 7, 2008
Ghetto Lottery
1) Cheap Scratch Off Tickets 2) Low life individual who usually resides in Public housing or historically ghetto community with a documented arrest record getting shot by the po-lice . The family of these scumbags would typically consult with a lowlife lawyer and in turn sue the city for at least 10 million dollars. The individual is either dead or a paraplegic at this point, but individual's family is now assured a high quality life.
Tyrone : Ma I got shot 25x by the po po, I swears all I did was not drop my realistically looking gun like object when they ordered me to.
Tyrone's Mom: Stay dead Trizzle, so I can win the Ghetto Lottery!
Tyrone's Mom: Stay dead Trizzle, so I can win the Ghetto Lottery!
Ghetto Lottery by Niggarachee5 May 20, 2011
ghetto lottery
The woman won the ghetto lottery by successfully suing the grocery chain for terminating her, claiming racism.
ghetto lottery by Bangalore guy March 2, 2011
luther hargreeves
number ‘one’ out of seven children in the hargreeves family of the umbrella academy show . he was sent to the moon for four years by his father & is that one idiot leader who thinks he's better than everyone else.
luther hargreeves by sip the tea March 24, 2019
nigger lottery
nigger lottery by bigscottlarock February 26, 2008
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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