loreson
loreson by cockheadlolswag July 10, 2016
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soren lorenson by Daniel Hackett July 31, 2008
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loreson • loredon • loreso • loresome • Lorkson Syndrome • Lorson • lorsonda • loveson • Jack Lorenson • soren lorenson
Lorkson Syndrome
Intentionally altering work quality of subordinates, peers, or supervisors to enhance ones personal power quotient or self-importance within the organization.
An employee who exhibits Lorkson Syndrome intentially breaks something in order to later fix it for hero-status or increased overtime. Similar to a mother who intentionally harms her child in order to "save it" or Munchausen by Proxy.
Lorkson Syndrome by Doctor's Daphen October 27, 2009
LoveSong
Phrase used to express a level of affection for another and to express the unique life altering love. A love song can describe a man or woman for whom you feel complete, unabashed love, essentially, familial love "storge" or "ohana," friendly love "philia," romantic love "eros," and divine love "agape".
For those lucky enough to encounter a treasure such as this, it is unmistakable and the feeling is permanent. However, while people come and go, the song will play as long as the heart beats.
When you find the lyrics to your soul, you sing your love song regardless of being out of tune, arythmic, or even if you are old and smell like cheese. Whether or not it's mutual or if you live in different dimensions, it is important to honor and cherish your hearts muse.
So take singing lessons and tell your love song, "I've got you under my skin, and thank you for a gift i am lucky to get once."
For those lucky enough to encounter a treasure such as this, it is unmistakable and the feeling is permanent. However, while people come and go, the song will play as long as the heart beats.
When you find the lyrics to your soul, you sing your love song regardless of being out of tune, arythmic, or even if you are old and smell like cheese. Whether or not it's mutual or if you live in different dimensions, it is important to honor and cherish your hearts muse.
So take singing lessons and tell your love song, "I've got you under my skin, and thank you for a gift i am lucky to get once."
1: How's the fly chick you went bowling with?
2: 1, that woman is a cherub with a gift for my soul.
3: Did you hear that? 2's singin' a lovesong!
2: 1, that woman is a cherub with a gift for my soul.
3: Did you hear that? 2's singin' a lovesong!
LoveSong by BabaGanoosh of Space November 24, 2017
loreso
A beautiful lady and is a amazing person! Don’t ever leave her and she may have a bad temper but is loving over all and puts almost everyone before her. Dont leave her she is a keeper. She will be there no matter what and is usually on the go. Very little patience. Does not have much self love but is beautiful and does not realize it society does.
loreso by Okwehereagain May 31, 2020
lorsonda
A Lorsonda is someone that is goofy, childish, & chill. She don’t tolerate any type of bs, and will slap a (female dog) if it ever tries her. Lorsonda is a hard to get person. She’s not easy so y’all negros need to stop going in her DM’s. She don’t want you, she will never want you, you will never have her, bye.
lorsonda by Pretty.vybz January 4, 2019
loredon
A person or people who get along and are bonded for life. Many times used to describe lovers or best friends.
loredon by paintingPrincess September 6, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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