loot loot

a vagina of an overweight woman that comes from maryland

After climbing off of the bicycle which she clearly shouldn't have been on, the woman said "oh no my loot loot hurts!"

by my butt stinks February 11, 2010

Pants up, don't loot

This is more realistic slogan than the Black Lies Matter activist movement's "hands up, don't shoot" where at around the same time videos and pictures taken from Ferguson riots show shops looting blacks with sagging pants and underwears visible.

- The "pants up, don't loot" slogan will soon become outdated when they start following their African tradition.

- Their African tradition?

- You know, no pants, no underpants either, just big ostrich plumes sticking out of their ass cracks.

by O. W. Tongueincheek May 22, 2023

rot loot

The heinous act of looting food and meticulously placing it in a hole within a home, a store, a library, a school. You can rot anything anytime and anywhere. The most effective type of rot is without a doubt anything that smells once left rotting and leaves damages. The ideal rot is within a deep dark place in an enemy's home, somewhere invisible to the naked eye, but the smell can travel everywhere. Rot loot is making a mess whenever you can, for example you can spil some chips on the floor and scream rot loot.

rot goon1: yo crodie lets go rot loot evans base
rot goon2: sayless.
both in unison: ROt loot say loot

by Rot loot God April 11, 2019

loot pile

When you successfully kill or eliminate an opposing player in a survival game, the deceased player drops their inventory and becomes a loot pile.

I am currently in this guys loot pile

by minemandemon November 15, 2018

Free Loot

When something is obtained by someone without that person paying for it or expecting it to happen. It could be a materialistic item or an experience. The phrase originated form rapper Jorlov who started using it on IG live when an artist would drop a new song or he found weed in his grinder.

"bro Becky left her puff bar at the house, free loot!"

by Lil butt plugggg May 27, 2021

Loot Goblin

That one person that steals all the loot leaving behind a wasteland of nothingness for everyone else, to the dismay and almost always negatively influencing his party through either leaving them with their financials ruined or with no gear, though most of the time a combination of the two.

Vognir: *silence*
MLG: *where's vognir?*
Confiq: *He's pushing, so either we all int and push or we don't get loot*
MLG: *lmao goddamn loot goblin*

by 3601337noscop3s March 31, 2020

Loot Crate

Hey are you a nerd? Do you like a bunch of worthless shit? Do you like a bunch of junk on your desk? So much junk you cant even put what you need on it. Do you like pop culture references on cafe press quality t-shirts? A ninja VS pirate mouse pad! Wow sweet,awesomesauce! Do you like Doctor Who? Who doctor doesn't?! Are you deranged?! Introducing Loot Crate! A service that allows you to get junky stuff every month in your mail! Just imagine every month a loot crate by your house filled with little trinkets..Never stopping! NEVER WILL STOP..Increasing with junk every month! There is no more room in the house! Garbage all over, boxes and packing peanuts no room to spare. We have cheap plastic and you have an obsession! It's only $25 a month and you get a package every single fucking month. Also don't forget to make a shitty unboxing video of you attempting to hide how disappointed you are. Waiting for something you ACTUALLY LIKE!

Youtuber: Whoa bro! Did you see my loot crate unboxing on youtube!

Youtuber's friend: yea bro that stuff was shit

by MaxhasTax August 5, 2015