Definitions by D0G31337

ming 

A person who looks, acts and feels like a tree. He is incapable of feeling human emotion like Beyonce.He has an almost inhuman stomach. His biggest weakness is chinese food.

Person 1: Eat this gum I found on the ground.
Ming: Sure why not.
Person 1: Eat this Chinese food I got at Panda Express
Ming: *Runs away quickly*

ming by D0G31337 January 30, 2018

Loot Boxes 

the absolute worst fucking thing that games can incorporate. it is "the devil's device". It makes it so that you get useless items 99.9% of the time so you can't progress. you must do microtransactions to get past this shit. basically it make you rage so you can pay the devs money.

Ming: Have you gotten anything good from these loot boxes?

Jonaton: Of course not these are fucking loot boxes you're talking about.

Loot Boxes by D0G31337 January 30, 2018