2 definitions by D0G31337
A person who looks, acts and feels like a tree. He is incapable of feeling human emotion like Beyonce.He has an almost inhuman stomach. His biggest weakness is chinese food.
Person 1: Eat this gum I found on the ground.
Ming: Sure why not.
Person 1: Eat this Chinese food I got at Panda Express
Ming: *Runs away quickly*
Ming: Sure why not.
Person 1: Eat this Chinese food I got at Panda Express
Ming: *Runs away quickly*
by D0G31337 January 30, 2018
the absolute worst fucking thing that games can incorporate. it is "the devil's device". It makes it so that you get useless items 99.9% of the time so you can't progress. you must do microtransactions to get past this shit. basically it make you rage so you can pay the devs money.
Ming: Have you gotten anything good from these loot boxes?
Jonaton: Of course not these are fucking loot boxes you're talking about.
Jonaton: Of course not these are fucking loot boxes you're talking about.
by D0G31337 January 30, 2018